"But, Ma, he's so CUTE!"

Henry was rather embarrassed about his deer-shaped tumor, so when asked about it he'd say, "Raaaawr. What tumor?!"

The bear, upon closer inspection, realized the deer had very large antlers, and was thus, unsuitable for food. Instead, the bear decided to throw the deer into on-coming traffic. Everything was going according to plan, until some idiot with a camera stopped his car, got out, and started pictures. Since the idiot did not have horns, the bear re-considered his position.

We are not now, nor have we ever been ....communists.

Ben prayed that none of his friends would see how "gentle" he could truly be.

Um, Mr. Ledger, how did you say I should play this?

Cubbie had almost gotten used to the result of the accident with the body changer; he barely even noticed the change anymore. The only problem he still had to overcome was how to get his new teeth to break the skin.

"Bambi, you go over to the hornet's nest and smack it with your antlers! I'll wait here."

Deer: was it good for you?

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Deer: was it good for you?

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Winner!

Is it a bee? Get it off, get it off!!

Maybe you ought to try it, Bucky. Every time I stick out my thumb they speed up!

A controversial interspecies love story: Bear Back Mountain.

Ms. Bear, emerging from hibernation with a terrible hang over, had serious morning after regrets.

Doggie style...again? Have you heard of variety? Hey...what are you lookin' at?

Bear: "I only hang around her cuz she's so "deer" to me."

Would you hurry up and get that thorn out of my neck? It hurts!

"uncle!"

The bear, being down on his luck, prayed to god for some money.
"Heavenly father, I'm not greedy, could you send me a buck?"

"Look, you see?? There they are with those blasted cameras! Everywhere!...I'm telling you, Eddie, this is ****. We need to get outta this reserve TONIGHT! This sewer access is our only chance, and we've gotta do it now, Eddie, NOW, before that moron with the camera puts that photo he just took on the INTERNET!...Meet me back here at midnight..."

Tastes like chicken...

Get out of my way, Pooh, or I'll call Christopher Robin!

"Over a little further to the left...ahhhhh that was a terrible itch.."

Here comes Big Ben and his brother Bambi