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JoeEkaitis
04-04-2006, 09:13 PM
"Do I HAVE to kill him and eat him?"

trumancoyote
04-04-2006, 10:02 PM
Henry was rather embarrassed about his deer-shaped tumor, so when asked about it he'd say, "Raaaawr. What tumor?!"

badducky
04-04-2006, 10:22 PM
The bear, upon closer inspection, realized the deer had very large antlers, and was thus, unsuitable for food. Instead, the bear decided to throw the deer into on-coming traffic. Everything was going according to plan, until some idiot with a camera stopped his car, got out, and started pictures. Since the idiot did not have horns, the bear re-considered his position.

Jaycinth
04-04-2006, 10:26 PM
We are not now, nor have we ever been ....communists.

sacredmime
04-05-2006, 05:08 AM
Ben prayed that none of his friends would see how "gentle" he could truly be.

JoeEkaitis
04-05-2006, 05:11 AM
And the all too obvious:

"Cubby! Don't play with your dinner!"

poetinahat
04-05-2006, 05:20 AM
Um, Mr. Ledger, how did you say I should play this?

Ocha
04-05-2006, 11:57 AM
Cubbie had almost gotten used to the result of the accident with the body changer; he barely even noticed the change anymore. The only problem he still had to overcome was how to get his new teeth to break the skin.

Paint
04-06-2006, 01:38 AM
"Bambi, you go over to the hornet's nest and smack it with your antlers! I'll wait here."

rich
04-06-2006, 01:41 AM
Deer: was it good for you?

poetinahat
04-06-2006, 03:46 AM
Deer: was it good for you?
bingbingbingbingbing

Winner!

tiny
04-06-2006, 03:57 AM
Is it a bee? Get it off, get it off!!

Unique
04-06-2006, 05:05 AM
Maybe you ought to try it, Bucky. Every time I stick out my thumb they speed up!

PattiTheWicked
04-06-2006, 06:19 AM
A controversial interspecies love story: Bear Back Mountain.

threedogpeople
04-09-2006, 10:22 PM
Ms. Bear, emerging from hibernation with a terrible hang over, had serious morning after regrets.

Branwyn
04-10-2006, 06:54 AM
Doggie style...again? Have you heard of variety? Hey...what are you lookin' at?

rhymegirl
04-11-2006, 02:41 PM
Bear: "I only hang around her cuz she's so "deer" to me."

Yeshanu
04-12-2006, 11:21 PM
Would you hurry up and get that thorn out of my neck? It hurts!

eldragon
04-13-2006, 03:02 AM
"uncle!"

FlyByNight
04-15-2006, 04:04 AM
The bear, being down on his luck, prayed to god for some money.
"Heavenly father, I'm not greedy, could you send me a buck?"

veronica
04-15-2006, 05:15 AM
"Look, you see?? There they are with those blasted cameras! Everywhere!...I'm telling you, Eddie, this is ****. We need to get outta this reserve TONIGHT! This sewer access is our only chance, and we've gotta do it now, Eddie, NOW, before that moron with the camera puts that photo he just took on the INTERNET!...Meet me back here at midnight..."

The Black Knight
04-20-2006, 05:41 AM
Tastes like chicken...

Melisande
04-21-2006, 04:19 AM
Get out of my way, Pooh, or I'll call Christopher Robin!

Ganesha
04-21-2006, 04:36 PM
"Over a little further to the left...ahhhhh that was a terrible itch.."

tiffsmom08
04-27-2006, 08:52 AM
Here comes Big Ben and his brother Bambi