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Have you ever worked at a pet shop and started wondering if you really wanted kids? Yeah. Like, we're not paid to babysit and neglect actual customers and profits so we can answer kids' questions on what the fish are called - as in, first names. Not species.
Anyone else got surreal retail stories to share?
One day I'm publishing my pet shop memoirs. I am already incorporating some in my current WIP.
It's surreal, working at a pet shop. These people literally shush you when you truthfully say that that overrated food they want is no good for their dog's health and you got better.
They scream at you and call you abusive when you GENTLY brush off their kid's hand when it touches a rabbit you said 1000 times not to touch; they came just to pet animals when there are five signs telling you not to.
Hamsters go missing.
Dogs hike their legs everywhere and no owner ever feels like asking for a rug to mop it up themselves, no, we get to price down stuff that has been damaged by dog piss because, minimum wage totally covers salespeople mopping up dog piss. Off the goods, mind you.
People insist on buying three big gold fish in a 1 liter plastic box and then angrily call because, welp, they died.
They threaten to sue because the small breed kibble with the tiny bites ain't as sufficiently tiny as you assured them it was, because you assumed they allow their dog to CHEW and not swallow whole!
You won't give a man all those 200 Shekels worth of freebies he lies to have been promised by the manager, and when you call the manager to verify, he takes off and a few days later his wife screams at you for having humiliated her husband - by exposing his lie as politely as possible by simply saying, "I'm sorry, the manager doesn't recall making such promises".
They go on a tangent how it's cheaper at another shop, cheaper than what the suppliers charge the retailers, lol, so we're like "Nope you don't" and they're like "Okay, I'm buying this then" and we're like, lolzors.
And those lovelies asking for all kinds of abusive dog training aids from prong collars to electrocution and we're like, "Have you ever tried actual training based on actual communication based on dog language and positive reinforcement?" and they stare at you like you grew a second head.
Or those who walk in saying they just bought a 16,000 Shekel boomerang; turns out they bought a breed they don't know what it's called (Pomeranian, not Boomerang) for lack of interest in homework on their planned family addition, with no papers but 3 times our salaries (LOL what a ripoff!!), way too young to be taken from its mother, and first thing they tell me about their dog is its price tag and I'm like, no. Just, no. It's like you dish out a million bucks for a Lamborghini and think it's calle Lasagna and you buy it unfinished, second hand with no papers, and you dunno how to drive.
Or that special needs kid who angrily tossed his poor baby snake to the ground when I told him I wasn't comfortable selling him another one despite him having literally thrown the cash at me. I was like, "Um, maybe come back with your dad?"
Today the dude who, like 2 weeks ago, bought 2 of our bunnies, came in and asked if we could take them back, totally cool if he doesn't get any money back, which I think is decent, because his kid doesn't care about them. I'm glad he takes them back instead of "out back". I call the manager and he agrees, I'm like thanks bro, you saved 2 lives here because we all know where unwanted pets end up when the first attempt at ditching them doesn't work out.
So I follow him to his car, and I see they're not on any seat. Trunk, seriously? Like, the closed trunk? Yeah, it gets better.
Plastic trashbag. WHAT THE HELL DUDE!? Oh, you made a hole though! OKAY THEN OMG WTF!!!!!!
He fishes out one rabbit.
I woslike, "Ummmmmmm that ain't one of ours."
He's like, "Yeah but he's cute! Freebie!"
So he fishes out the second one I do recognize. Where's the third?
"Yeah, I gave it to a little girl."
Let's pray that's true.
Srsly? Seriously, when you work at a pet shop, stuff gets all ethic-y and emotional. And so surreal.
Anyone else got surreal retail stories to share?
One day I'm publishing my pet shop memoirs. I am already incorporating some in my current WIP.
It's surreal, working at a pet shop. These people literally shush you when you truthfully say that that overrated food they want is no good for their dog's health and you got better.
They scream at you and call you abusive when you GENTLY brush off their kid's hand when it touches a rabbit you said 1000 times not to touch; they came just to pet animals when there are five signs telling you not to.
Hamsters go missing.
Dogs hike their legs everywhere and no owner ever feels like asking for a rug to mop it up themselves, no, we get to price down stuff that has been damaged by dog piss because, minimum wage totally covers salespeople mopping up dog piss. Off the goods, mind you.
People insist on buying three big gold fish in a 1 liter plastic box and then angrily call because, welp, they died.
They threaten to sue because the small breed kibble with the tiny bites ain't as sufficiently tiny as you assured them it was, because you assumed they allow their dog to CHEW and not swallow whole!
You won't give a man all those 200 Shekels worth of freebies he lies to have been promised by the manager, and when you call the manager to verify, he takes off and a few days later his wife screams at you for having humiliated her husband - by exposing his lie as politely as possible by simply saying, "I'm sorry, the manager doesn't recall making such promises".
They go on a tangent how it's cheaper at another shop, cheaper than what the suppliers charge the retailers, lol, so we're like "Nope you don't" and they're like "Okay, I'm buying this then" and we're like, lolzors.
And those lovelies asking for all kinds of abusive dog training aids from prong collars to electrocution and we're like, "Have you ever tried actual training based on actual communication based on dog language and positive reinforcement?" and they stare at you like you grew a second head.
Or those who walk in saying they just bought a 16,000 Shekel boomerang; turns out they bought a breed they don't know what it's called (Pomeranian, not Boomerang) for lack of interest in homework on their planned family addition, with no papers but 3 times our salaries (LOL what a ripoff!!), way too young to be taken from its mother, and first thing they tell me about their dog is its price tag and I'm like, no. Just, no. It's like you dish out a million bucks for a Lamborghini and think it's calle Lasagna and you buy it unfinished, second hand with no papers, and you dunno how to drive.
Or that special needs kid who angrily tossed his poor baby snake to the ground when I told him I wasn't comfortable selling him another one despite him having literally thrown the cash at me. I was like, "Um, maybe come back with your dad?"
Today the dude who, like 2 weeks ago, bought 2 of our bunnies, came in and asked if we could take them back, totally cool if he doesn't get any money back, which I think is decent, because his kid doesn't care about them. I'm glad he takes them back instead of "out back". I call the manager and he agrees, I'm like thanks bro, you saved 2 lives here because we all know where unwanted pets end up when the first attempt at ditching them doesn't work out.
So I follow him to his car, and I see they're not on any seat. Trunk, seriously? Like, the closed trunk? Yeah, it gets better.
Plastic trashbag. WHAT THE HELL DUDE!? Oh, you made a hole though! OKAY THEN OMG WTF!!!!!!
He fishes out one rabbit.
I woslike, "Ummmmmmm that ain't one of ours."
He's like, "Yeah but he's cute! Freebie!"
So he fishes out the second one I do recognize. Where's the third?
"Yeah, I gave it to a little girl."
Let's pray that's true.
Srsly? Seriously, when you work at a pet shop, stuff gets all ethic-y and emotional. And so surreal.