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JoeEkaitis
04-03-2006, 03:29 AM
"What mouse?"

poetinahat
04-03-2006, 03:44 AM
Nope... Baggins house is next door... gotta go.

Forbidden Snowflake
04-03-2006, 03:47 AM
"No, I didn't take your mouse! Why would you think such a thing?"

brokenfingers
04-03-2006, 05:17 AM
I'll trade you for a pussycat...

spirit.of.the.rain
04-03-2006, 05:26 AM
i caught your mouse. beat that, cat!

Anya Smith
04-03-2006, 05:48 AM
What's it doing out of the lab?

alleycat
04-03-2006, 05:53 AM
Now I have to EAT it?

poetinahat
04-03-2006, 05:53 AM
Define "mouse"....
I did not sleep with that mouse.

Anya Smith
04-03-2006, 05:56 AM
Define "mouse"....

Not the computer kind that falls off your desk,
It's a little furry thing that runs on four legs.

Sage
04-03-2006, 05:57 AM
"Look deep into my eyes. This is not the mouse you're looking for."

eldragon
04-03-2006, 06:20 AM
"Quiet, Mickey. The fam will never understood this relationship."

tiny
04-03-2006, 06:25 AM
"I have what stuck in my beak?"

sacredmime
04-03-2006, 08:48 PM
Kuko hurt himself when he tried to swallow the whole thing at once.

Unique
04-04-2006, 01:02 AM
"I'm going on Oprah to talk about Owl Pellets!?!?"

PattiTheWicked
04-04-2006, 01:05 AM
"My goodness, Owl," said Pooh. "I did not think that was how we welcomed our new neighbors. If only a jar of honey would move in next door..."

badducky
04-04-2006, 10:23 PM
The tree laughed! His mouse-shaped lure had WORKED!

trumancoyote
04-04-2006, 10:33 PM
Whoa. ****. Did you hear that, Jerry? Was that the door?

Shitshitshit. She said she wouldn't be home 'til eight.

Quick, hop in my mouth. Act dead.

arrowqueen
04-05-2006, 01:43 AM
Oliver was extremely disappointed with his false moustache. He was never going to shop on ebay again.

robeiae
04-05-2006, 02:21 AM
Who's the man?

Albedo of Zero
04-06-2006, 11:11 AM
Hoooos got some floss? I have this chunk of meat...

threedogpeople
04-09-2006, 10:53 PM
Owl, "Oh, no!!! I never knew that mice had so many cousins!"

T G McKenna
04-09-2006, 11:14 PM
The beak was sharp, but I was convinced if I just played dead long enough the owl would ... OOPS!

Ganesha
04-21-2006, 04:39 PM
"Oh, you said get a moose...?!!"

Ganesha
04-21-2006, 04:39 PM
Oliver was extremely disappointed with his false moustache. He was never going to shop on ebay again.

I love this one!

Melisande
04-21-2006, 05:46 PM
OK, Mouse, you're in the clear from that cat. Now, what's in it for me?

electric.avenue
04-21-2006, 05:47 PM
"Thanks for the lift, mate, you can put me down here... Oi! I said you can put me down!"

Paint
04-21-2006, 08:11 PM
Last time I meet a date from Match.com!