ATTN My Customer Service People (this needs a thread all to itself) True Story

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Soooooooo

I know we were swapping customer service stories a while back but this needs a thread all to itself. Mmm-hmm. I don't want to say the name of my company but I will tell you that it's a charity. (I have cool job by the way it's like American Pickers, Pawn Stars, and Auction Hunters (or Storage Wars) wrapped into one).

This happened at my place of work this very afternoon (say 12:00 p.m West Coast 3 p.m East Coast). A woman comes in looking helpless and holding a manilla envelope. She started asking me about someone who used to work there. She was looking for him and I was sorry to inform her that he was no longer with the company. This information flustered her it was as if this guy was the ONLY one that could solve her problem. Well whatever it was he was working on I could figure it out.

So I ask those words ... those words that I really hate asking sometimes "How can I help you?" Please be something simple I thought and hoped. After the guy she was working before hardly came to work to all so it should be something simple.

"An got donated that wasn't supposed to be donated and it's been sold."

Uh-oh. I thought. "What was the item?"

"It was a mattress. But this happened back at your other store before it moved over here"

Relief. It wasn't me that screwed up. I hired on after the store moved ... wait the store moved five months ago. "Ma'am I think it's safe to say your mattress is long by now. That was about five months ago."

"Oh no this was back in 2013."

My mind went blank: Why the hell is she looking for a mattress from two years ago!

And it gets better. She goes on to tell me that she has two hundred dollars so she can buy it back from the person that bought it. (Why not buy a new one?) There was going to be money in it for me too. I told her that I was going to talk to my director about it. As I turned to go to my director's office. She stops me. And asks their name. I tell her and she says "oh she won't help me".

So I'm thinking if my boss doesn't want to help (and she helps a lot of people) there is a probably a good reason that I shouldn't be 1.) helping her and 2.) talking to her. I basically tell her that the chance of her mattress coming in is slim to none. Considering that we aren't taking any mattresses.

"How long have you been working here?" she asked.

"Long enough to know that I shouldn't cross my boss." I replied (yes I really said it.)

She asks me for my cellphone number I told her I didn't have one for my company. She leaves and I go straight to my bosses office. I get there tell her story and apparently this woman is crazy and is known as the Mattress Lady. She'd call every week with the same old story. Same old picture. Even called one of the former employees at his house and his young fiancee got pissed off. (obviously because the woman will refuse to give any information about what she's calling for and that she needed to speak with so and so ... and only with so and so)

So what do you think about that?
 

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That someone out there has a mattress stuffed with hundreds of thousands of dollars and they don't even realise?
 

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That someone out there has a mattress stuffed with hundreds of thousands of dollars and they don't even realise?

Or drugs. Could be drugs, too.

Or the body of her ex.

Or her own body - she's a ghost who can't rest until her mortal remains are buried.

This could be the start of so many stories...
 

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Or drugs. Could be drugs, too.

Or the body of her ex.

Or her own body - she's a ghost who can't rest until her mortal remains are buried.

This could be the start of so many stories...

I like the way you think...
 

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She leaves and I go straight to my bosses office. I get there tell her story and apparently this woman is crazy and is known as the Mattress Lady.
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So what do you think about that?
That's all I need to know.
Or drugs. Could be drugs, too.
Maybe the drugs/medications prescribed to her, that she should be taking?

I'd call the police, ask if THEY can help her, or at least prevent her from keeping asking you/your organization for help.
 

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That's all I need to know.

Maybe the drugs/medications prescribed to her, that she should be taking?

I'd call the police, ask if THEY can help her, or at least prevent her from keeping asking you/your organization for help.

The thought crossed my mind a few times.
 

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It's the mattress she used to sleep on with a lost love.

*kind of wants to write it*
*has depressed self*
 

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Yeah, I think there's something hidden in that mattress.
 

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Who knew there was so much potential story material in an accidentally-sold mattress?

She had murdered her lover during a lurid sexual encounter and the mattress cover had the exact outline of her hands where they stopped the oozing blood. She trying to get rid of the evidence!

Did your local newspaper mention finding an unidentified body that had most of its blood missing?
 

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Who sells or buys a second-hand mattress?

Ew. Cooties.
 

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Another Story Idea...

The mattress contains DNA which would match that of a serial rapist?
 

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She had murdered her lover during a lurid sexual encounter and the mattress cover had the exact outline of her hands where they stopped the oozing blood. She trying to get rid of the evidence!

Did your local newspaper mention finding an unidentified body that had most of its blood missing?

Or an unidentified blood with most of its body missing.
 

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No, no, no. The woman isn't insane or a murderer. She's obviously the Sandman's long lost lover who was trapped in our world when her portal to the Land of Dreams, a.k.a. the "mattress", was stolen from her and then donated to and sold at your charity!

The reason she can only talk to the guy who's no longer with the company is because he's the only one who knew her true identity and was trying to help her get her portal back so she could be reunited with her true love and finally rid the world of insomnia!
 

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Reminds me of a news story from a few years back about an Israeli woman who threw out her elderly mother's old mattress, unaware that it was stuffed with a life savings supposedly worth $1 million. Needless to say, when the mother found out, she freaked out and they ended up searching landfills for it. I'm not sure that they ever found it! So the moral of the story is be careful where you stash your cash, and people aren't always as crazy as they appear (especially when you're in CS...I end up calling practically half my clients crazy!)
 

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It can only be money, jewelry, or a deed—something like that.

….or she is crazy.
 

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I like the more optimistic guesses, but mine is that she (or a gentleman friend) was keeping a stash of child porn hidden inside the mattress.
 

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I like the more optimistic guesses, but mine is that she (or a gentleman friend) was keeping a stash of child porn hidden inside the mattress.

If that's the case, someone's eventually in for a nasty surprise and a lot of explaining to the nice gentlemen at the precinct. Can you imagine your life being ruined by a second-hand mattress?

Ooh, that's a good starting line.
 

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The alien on a scouting mission, cleverly disguised as a Sealey Posturepedic <product placement> had succeeded in driving the old woman insane who witnessed the transformation.

Soon the next stage of the mission would begin.......and nothing would ever be the same.
 

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If she keeps coming back, week after week, for years, trying to find a mattress that is long gone, then she's not in her right mind. I doubt there's anything in the mattress.

Except for the celestial home of the dust bunnies' gods. That's always in the mattress.