How can you ruin a date with just five words

emax100 · Jan 14, 2015

http://www.irishexaminer.com/examvi...uin-a-date-has-taken-over-twitter-306928.html

So if you were on a date, what five words could your date say that would totally wreck it and ensure there is no other date?

And for that matter what five words do you think you could say that could completely ruin this date and ensure there will not be another one?

Maggie Maxwell · Jan 14, 2015

Five words to wreck a date? I'd be gone in three.

"I don't read."/"I hate reading."

K, bye.

To ruin one: "You've gotten your shots, right?"

quickWit · Jan 14, 2015

It's only a cold sore.

Ravioli · Jan 14, 2015

Him to me: "So, given thought to weightloss?"

Me to him: "Got 7 cats, want baby."

Yeah, no, bye.

Qui Amat Scribere · Jan 14, 2015

"Just got out of prison!"

"Got fired for 'sexual harrassment'." *Rolls eyes*

"Have you heard of Amway?"

mirandashell · Jan 14, 2015

Him: Up for a shag after?

Lavern08 · Jan 14, 2015

Him: (After cellphone rings) It's my Baby Mamma calling

Me: Excuse me for a minute (sneaks out the back door)

Dennis E. Taylor · Jan 14, 2015

"Watch me order in Klingon."

Ari Meermans · Jan 14, 2015

"I'll order for the lady." (Usually followed by, "Don't worry, you'll love it.")

Lavern08 · Jan 14, 2015

Sorry, I forgot my wallet

Mr Flibble · Jan 14, 2015

I have this green discharge

I can save your soul

You look like my Mum

I am still married but

We should count the cutlery

My girlfriend/wife always says that

I have a genital rash

My exes say I'm needy

Your tongue looks like liver

Caitlin Black · Jan 14, 2015

"Let's get drunk tonight" would send me running.

To send someone running... "Hi" followed by 4-word's-worth of staring. :tongue

Brightdreamer · Jan 14, 2015

Him to me:

You might clean up nice.

So, is your sister single?

Mom's just tagging along tonight.

I hate cats. And dogs.

I lobby for Big Oil.

I always vote straight GOP.

Climate change is a hoax.

Why haven't you had kids?

Mind if I light up?

Excuse me - this call's important.

Fantasy books are kiddie stuff.

Me to him:

Hello, my name is- (only four words, but TBH I probably wouldn't get that far on an actual date...)

cmhbob · Jan 14, 2015

That was my parole officer.

That's just my ankle monitor.

AndreF · Jan 14, 2015

Snowstorm · Jan 14, 2015

Him: I want lots of kids.

Me: Not a chance in hell.

regdog · Jan 14, 2015

Angry Guy said:
"Watch me order in Klingon."

Wouldn't end a date with me. I'd think the guy was cool.

Haggis · Jan 14, 2015

Hi. My name is quickWit.

jjdebenedictis · Jan 14, 2015

What, can't take a joke?

Caitlin Black · Jan 14, 2015

"What car do you drive?"

Dennis E. Taylor · Jan 14, 2015

regdog said:
Wouldn't end a date with me. I'd think the guy was cool.

yeah, but the odds are against me...

Ken · Jan 14, 2015

am so desperate that nothing could ruin one
nothing...

"I'm gonna kill you, Ken."

"How about waiting? Say a half hour, so I can enjoy your company for a bit."

S. Eli · Jan 14, 2015

I'm glad it's just VD

cmhbob · Jan 14, 2015

Our waitress is my ex-wife.

Qui Amat Scribere · Jan 14, 2015

Restaurant Edition:

"Why tip? They're paid anyway."*

"Hey, want a free meal?" *drops a hair onto my food*

To the mortified waiter/waitress: "How about a threesome, doll?"

*Obviously, this only applies in countries where waitstaff make a significant portion of their income through tips.

How can you ruin a date with just five words

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