Secret room/staircase behind a bookshelf

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So imagine you have a bookshelf that opens to reveal a secret room/staircase. This would open by pulling a specific book forward.

What book would you select as the one to open it?
 

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Ooh. It'd have to be one that's not useful, intriguing or an enjoyable read, otherwise house guests would be opening that door all the time.
 

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My vegetarian recipe book from the eighties. It doesn't even have a spine. Who's gonna read that dingy purple book that looks like it was made at Staples?
 

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Any book that not even I would bother to read... which means, any of my law books would be the chosen one XD
 

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Mr. Maxwell and I have a 5 book set of dual Chinese/English translation of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms epic. I'd pick book 4. It looks good on a bookshelf, doesn't stand out as out of place because of the set, won't pique curiosity like a blank spine or utterly terrible book might, and honestly, if someone's willing to read through books 1-3 first, they're the kind of person I wouldn't mind finding my secret lair.
 

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Hidden room?

I don't know nuttin' about any hidden room.
No sirree. Not me. Huh-uh.
And don't go sniffing around my siggy either,
'cause it sure isn't there.
 
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I would tempt fate and choose The Secret Shortcut, a children's book by Mark Teague.
 

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On a high shelf, along with other boring accounting books, 'Essentials of Auditing'.

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The Phantom Tollbooth. And yes, I aim to be clever, but I don't think I'd mind awfully if my guests found my secret room. I like to share cool stuff.
 

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I'm thinking it would have to be three books, one for the actual mechanism and two for the casing used to obscure the mechanism lest a book outside of it reveals the mechanism. With that:

Protector left: Canadian Income Tax Act, 1952
Mechanism: Canadian Income Tax Act, 1963
Protector right: Canadian Income Tax Act, 1959
 

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Methods of Non Euclidean Geometry, 3rd Edition. Of all the books on my shelves, I think that one is the dustiest...
 

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I'm thinking it would have to be three books, one for the actual mechanism and two for the casing used to obscure the mechanism lest a book outside of it reveals the mechanism. With that:

Protector left: Canadian Income Tax Act, 1952
Mechanism: Canadian Income Tax Act, 1963
Protector right: Canadian Income Tax Act, 1959
Nope. If I saw that on the shelf, I'd have to try and re-arrange them so they were in chronological order.