You know, if I couldn't see your butt, I'd be mighty angry with you.*spills pink glitter on the floor*
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You know, if I couldn't see your butt, I'd be mighty angry with you.
I know. I wish she'd stop moving around.There's a crack in that logic.
That too.Jelly donuts...
Pfft. Of course we can. We only stare into your eyes anyhow. It's not like we ever stare lower.If I promise to scratch my nethers and fart a lot, can I hang out here and talk about modeling programs and 3D printers? Like, we just got a 3D printer at work and I'm soooper excited but I can't think what I want to make.
Lack of manly y-chromosomes notwithstanding, I've never been one for nail polish. I always get annoyed and start picking it off within a half-day.
PS - I've only ever used glitter on my Rubik's cube, I swear.
Where do I hand in my mancard? I like pedicures. I own and wear no less than 50 scarves. I have more purses than a purse museum. It has been suggested that I call them murses, but quite frankly... Fuck it.