Don't Touch My Dart!

Lavern08 · Dec 12, 2014

OK,

I was @ the grocerue store recently, and as I was returning my shopping cart to the shopping cart garage thingy, a guy was leaving the parking lot driving...

A canary-yellow, Dodge Dart.

Well, (you guys know what's next, right?)

I ran over and motioned to him - He rolled his window down, and I said: "Can I touch it?"

He literally Laughed Out Loud, and said: "Go for it."

I gently poked it with my index finger, gave him a thumbs up, and we both had a good chuckle in the middle of the grocerue store parking lot.

Maryn · Dec 12, 2014

First big grin of the day.

Granted, it started with spilled hot coffee, but this cancels that out.

Maryn, split lip

Marlys · Dec 12, 2014

Uh. Cool? [Note to self: Google what the hell a 'Dodge Dart' is when I get home.]

Unwritten Pages · Dec 12, 2014

Was it a push button shifter?

Gilroy Cullen · Dec 12, 2014

But Vernie... You ain't Jake Johnson.

RNJ · Dec 12, 2014

I like the new Dodge Darts. I'd buy one if I could afford a new car. They're so -- touchable.

M.S. Wiggins · Dec 12, 2014

Lavern08 said:
A canary-yellow, Dodge Dart.

$100. That's how much I paid for my first car. A canary-yellow Vette.

Wait for it...

A Chevette.

Lavern08 · Dec 12, 2014

Marlys said:
Uh. Cool? [Note to self: Google what the hell a 'Dodge Dart' is when I get home.]

Better yet, Google: Don't Touch My Dart

Oh, and I'm just waiting for them to feature M.C. Hammer in one of the commercials - He'd be perfect, right? :poke:

cmhbob · Dec 12, 2014

RNJ said:
I'd buy one if I could afford a new car.

Wasn't Dodge running a program where people could basically crowdsource the purchase of a Dart?

Ken · Dec 12, 2014

kiss and make up
always the best policy

Tepelus · Dec 12, 2014

My ex had a '69 Dodge Dart and turned it into a muscle car. Pumpkin orange. I like the new ones. Someone at work has a red one and parks near me almost every day, mocking me. I also like the Challengers and Chargers. I can't afford a new car. My Olds Aurora keeps demanding I put new parts on it, so I can never save up for a new car. But it's paid for and I really don't want a car payment, though all of the money I've put into the Aurora I could have had a nice down payment on a new car. If only I didn't need it to get to work. And the cycle continues.

Don't Touch My Dart!

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Maryn

At Sea

Marlys

Resist. Love. Go outside.

Unwritten Pages

Gilroy Cullen

Handsome servant of a redhead

RNJ

addicted to love

M.S. Wiggins

"The Moving Finger writes..."

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

cmhbob

Did...did I do that?

Ken

Tepelus

And so...