John Malkovich is the heppest cat on the planet!
Hepper than Johnny Depp.
Hepper than Brad Pitt (and back-up Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell).
And yes, Rachel, hepper than Edward Furlong!!!
Everybody was so befuddled in 1999. Why is it Being John Malkovich?
Who would ever want to be John Malkovich? Well, John Malkovich, before and forever after BJM, was and is my most idolized actor, and this is the reason why...
"The other day I was walking down the street in the rural town where we live (in France) and a truck hit me, rather hard, going fairly fast. And he starts to drive off, so I chase after him, reach in the window and grab his steering wheel. And I say, 'Normally, in a civilized society, when we hit someone with a truck, we might inquire as to their well being.' So he said, 'I'm sorry,' and I said, 'Great. Try and be a little more careful and that would be fantastic, and so sorry to have troubled you.' I walk another 30 meters and he pulls up beside me a second time -- and asks me if he can have an autograph."
I pulled this off Malkovich's bio on the IMDB and it's such a perfect Malkovich moment, Wild Man Blues boiled down to a snappy anecdote. I can perfectly picture Malkovich delivering it: Rubbing his bald head, as though it's a Buddha Belly, mouth bowed in that effeminate, little grin of his, utterly intoxicated with himself. That's the reason why I love Malkovich so. He's such the narcissist, yet he gives himself over completely in the roles he plays. He's fully comfortable inhabiting his own personal worlds, but he doesn't mind departing them, on occasion, to visit the much-more-drab real world.
And watch the first five minutes of Adaptation if you think he can't take a joke. Or all of BJM.
Great! Who the **** is John Malkovich?
Oh, he's one of the great actors of the 20th century!
Yeah, what's he been in?
Lotsa stuff! That jewel-thief movie, for instance.
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[torch songy] Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich...
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'Scuse me there, Lantern, but you got a little crazy there, right on your lip there. Might want to go to the john and wipe that off.
[LJ exits stage left]
Now that the crazy's out of the room: Who the **** IS John Malkovich? Am I the only one who thinks he only exists in Crazy's head?
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John Malkovich---just ahead of Patrick Stewart as the sexiest bald man alive
P.S. And he said 'meters'! Not feet, but meters! A man who metes in meters is my kind of man!
God, I'm smitten!
Hepper than Johnny Depp.
Hepper than Brad Pitt (and back-up Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell).
And yes, Rachel, hepper than Edward Furlong!!!
Everybody was so befuddled in 1999. Why is it Being John Malkovich?
Who would ever want to be John Malkovich? Well, John Malkovich, before and forever after BJM, was and is my most idolized actor, and this is the reason why...
"The other day I was walking down the street in the rural town where we live (in France) and a truck hit me, rather hard, going fairly fast. And he starts to drive off, so I chase after him, reach in the window and grab his steering wheel. And I say, 'Normally, in a civilized society, when we hit someone with a truck, we might inquire as to their well being.' So he said, 'I'm sorry,' and I said, 'Great. Try and be a little more careful and that would be fantastic, and so sorry to have troubled you.' I walk another 30 meters and he pulls up beside me a second time -- and asks me if he can have an autograph."
I pulled this off Malkovich's bio on the IMDB and it's such a perfect Malkovich moment, Wild Man Blues boiled down to a snappy anecdote. I can perfectly picture Malkovich delivering it: Rubbing his bald head, as though it's a Buddha Belly, mouth bowed in that effeminate, little grin of his, utterly intoxicated with himself. That's the reason why I love Malkovich so. He's such the narcissist, yet he gives himself over completely in the roles he plays. He's fully comfortable inhabiting his own personal worlds, but he doesn't mind departing them, on occasion, to visit the much-more-drab real world.
And watch the first five minutes of Adaptation if you think he can't take a joke. Or all of BJM.
Great! Who the **** is John Malkovich?
Oh, he's one of the great actors of the 20th century!
Yeah, what's he been in?
Lotsa stuff! That jewel-thief movie, for instance.
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[torch songy] Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich...
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'Scuse me there, Lantern, but you got a little crazy there, right on your lip there. Might want to go to the john and wipe that off.
[LJ exits stage left]
Now that the crazy's out of the room: Who the **** IS John Malkovich? Am I the only one who thinks he only exists in Crazy's head?
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John Malkovich---just ahead of Patrick Stewart as the sexiest bald man alive
P.S. And he said 'meters'! Not feet, but meters! A man who metes in meters is my kind of man!
God, I'm smitten!
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