Those of you who know me best, and you know who you are (because you regret it every moment of the day), will appreciate the irony of this, but not only are interview requests finally pouring in, but I just found out, instead of moving to the Carolinas, it seems most likely the blustering zephyrs of providence (i.e., my parents) will buffet me toward (wait for it ) Springhill, Tennessee.
Yes, yes, yes, your humble narrator will soon be back in the dominion of the mules. It seems I cannot escape them, no matter how hard I try. I was born on their special day, grew up right next to their capital, was violated on their special day by their perverted zealots, and now, now NOW!!! over six years after having escaped their cloven clutches, it soon appears I shall be winging back toward them.
Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!
So, why, why, why, you inquire, not stay in Buffalo, now the job possibilities are trundling in?
Sigh. I would so like to, children, but think about that for a little mo, can you do that for me? These are my choices: jackass capital of the world or the icy ******* of the universe.
That, friends, is the very definition of a quandary
Yes, yes, yes, your humble narrator will soon be back in the dominion of the mules. It seems I cannot escape them, no matter how hard I try. I was born on their special day, grew up right next to their capital, was violated on their special day by their perverted zealots, and now, now NOW!!! over six years after having escaped their cloven clutches, it soon appears I shall be winging back toward them.
Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!
So, why, why, why, you inquire, not stay in Buffalo, now the job possibilities are trundling in?
Sigh. I would so like to, children, but think about that for a little mo, can you do that for me? These are my choices: jackass capital of the world or the icy ******* of the universe.
That, friends, is the very definition of a quandary