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JoeEkaitis
03-26-2006, 02:06 AM
". . . but the rifle stays behind."

[your turn]

Danger Jane
03-26-2006, 02:18 AM
"Lose the gun and I'll dig you out. No strings attached."

PattiTheWicked
03-26-2006, 02:44 AM
"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Forbidden Snowflake
03-26-2006, 02:58 AM
"Could you point me towards north? I lost my way!"

alleycat
03-26-2006, 02:59 AM
"Guess what's for dinner."

Godfather
03-26-2006, 10:15 PM
oh mom, its you!

i thought it was a burglar

eldragon
03-27-2006, 12:08 AM
"Put the gun down and crawl out with your hands up."

Yeshanu
03-27-2006, 01:19 AM
Well, helloooo there, handsome!

Paint
03-27-2006, 01:37 AM
Following Yeshanu:

"Here it is mating season and no females to be found!"

Unique
03-27-2006, 03:11 AM
So that's who's been eating my porridge!

Jaycinth
03-27-2006, 06:41 PM
'So that night meant NOTHING to you? Nothing? And here you are in another snow bank, I can just imagine...is that hussy Itikimo in there, just tell me, is she in there?'

PattiTheWicked
03-27-2006, 08:07 PM
"Canadian -- the other white meat."

threedogpeople
03-27-2006, 11:01 PM
Too bad you wasted your last bullet killing my mate.

brokenfingers
03-29-2006, 12:25 PM
God, I hate blind dates...

poetinahat
03-29-2006, 02:48 PM
"So... this is awkward."

Cheryll
03-30-2006, 12:42 AM
A North Pole Happy Meal

:) :) :)

Cheryll

rhymegirl
03-30-2006, 02:26 AM
"I mean it, bear breath. You breathe on me one more time and I'll put a bullet in your head."

robeiae
03-30-2006, 02:30 AM
"They're out of decaf."

brokenfingers
03-30-2006, 02:41 AM
You think you can keep the noise down out here? Sheesh ever since you guys got on that Coke commercial, the parties are non-stop!