Find a punchline, win a prize.

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Cat Scratch

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I have three step-brothers: a rabbi, a carpenter, and a fireman. That part's true. There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere. It's been bugging me for years. It may be Jesus-related.

A rabbi, a carpenter and a fireman walk into a bar...
 

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So the fireman says, "Yes, but only if you're on fire."


Whut? You said you wanted a punch line.
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Fireman says "give me a hot toddy."

Carpenter says, "Give me a screwdriver."

Rabbi says, "Give me a Maniscehwitz on the rocks and give them the bill."
 
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