Resolved.

You're totally welcome.

Always a pleasure. And I mean that this time.

You're welcome. But don't do it again!

Miranda and Ona, you two are the best.
Seriously now, without you're help, this would still be a giant clusterfrak.

You edited with no warning! Give a girl a word! LOL!

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... well, I'd have a nickel. But at least it would be shiny!

*dips Kells and tickles her chin*

*drops her to chase after the new nickel*



Wait. Scotch mist? Does that make me a Canadian goose? Can I be a blue spruce instead? They smell better.

I would think that a fine Scotch Mist is perfect on the eve of derby day!

Epsom or Kentucky?

Always Epsom! Well, unless Johnny Depp is visiting. And then, well, duh.

Actually, I take that last comment back. I've had enough walking clichés in my life. Johnny's 2 year old Barbie doll can handle him on her own.

I'll be better off with my cat.

Eh?

Quoi?

mirandashell said:

Eh?

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Loosely translated:

Ona believes that Amber Heard (leading actress in such critically acclaimed film blockbusters as 3 Days to Kill, Paranoia, and The Playboy Club tv series...) and the 'barbie doll like' wife of Johnny Depp for the last 2 years... should handle Johnny after all and that Ona herself should prolly ignore Johnny's repeated requests to visit and just take the weekend off to spoil her kitty...

teehee.

AndreF said:

Thank you guys for the laughs.

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You're totally welcome.

Srsly.

Silly Kells. She's 2 years old. They haven't been married that long - or at all. I don't keep up with all the gossip crap. The rest - true story!

You're so welcome, Andre. Again. Seriously. How many times do we need to tell you that? Talk about needy.

Ona Mission said:

Silly Kells. She's 2 years old.

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Oh! That one. Doesn't she look like this?

Striking resemblance!

*not that I'm bitter or anything of the sort*

Thank you Kells!

It's certainly not the Kentucky Derby, which is run the first Saturday in May.

Not sure anyone mentioned a date, did they?

mirandashell said:

Not sure anyone mentioned a date, did they?

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It's been awhile since I've been on a date.

Can you remind me how they go?

Embarrassingly, usually.

I am resolved. Thank you from the bottom of my closet.