Keelhauls the Mooseus's's.* flips Chihuahua into scupper, by blarney *
Wait. What? You've pirated a copy of Norton? That's so wrong.
You mean theYes. But about this parrot you sold me yesterday...
You mean thedeadgreen one? Well, yeah, see, I only have one eye and it don't see too well. Was there a problem?
It's not my fault. I blame the Cat Frog. Cat Frogs cause all kinds of problems you might not be aware of.It's demised. It has gone to meet its maker...
*bangs parrot on table*
Hellooo, Polly!
*whap, whap!*
He's just sleeping. Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue.
It's not my fault. ...
Oh. Okay. Basically what I said was, "Arrrrrrrrr."Sorry, I didn't hear what you said because I was swabbing up the poop deck! (I will preempt Quickwit by admitting, yes, I said poop.)
Wait. What? You've pirated a copy of Norton? That's so wrong.
Would you mind pulling your skirt down a tad?Enough of this bildge, blackspot the addlepate!
Go for it, but I'm crashing fast and will most likely collapse within the next fifteen minutes or so.
I should give you three more wooden legs . . . then make a table out of you.
I should give you three more wooden legs . . .