View Full Version : What do you want to do, should you do, have to do, need to do?

03-23-2006, 01:33 PM
This amazing phenomenon proves once and for all that Google is really psychic.

Go to google, and type with the quotes.

"____ should" where the blank is your first name (or someone else's name if you have a weird one that comes up with no results). And post what the third result is. Do it with these questions:

"____ should"

"____ wants"

"____ has to"


"____ needs"

The results will tell you the truth, and they will show you amazing insights into your own life.

For me:

matt should come to tna or i should comeback to wwe so we could be the hardy boyz again

Matt Wants to Come to Dinner

Matt has to live with the knowledge that he has murdered, and that some part of himself is no better than Richard.

Matt needs his elbowroom

It's all true. All of it.

03-23-2006, 01:38 PM
And for my online persona, The Navigator:

the navigator. Should be refused all times

the navigator wants to calculate a correction

the navigator has to take over though the photo sight

the Navigator needs to have a big engine.

03-23-2006, 01:53 PM
This is hysterical.

MacAllister wasn't that successful. "Mac," however...

Mac should automatically detect the transfer mode based upon the file type or force a particular mode, ...

Mac wants to munch Sharks...

Mac has to leave at halftime.

Mac needs reconfigured audio hardware...

03-23-2006, 01:57 PM
I stopped after Os should be kept in a dark cavern.


03-23-2006, 03:03 PM
*jealous* All I come up with is my own posts, and it doesn't really work.

(Poetinahat says) I should've known you'd be a Pogues fan.

Oh, wait:

Rob should not send Uros Slokar over seas if there's no Roko

Rob wants to meet 32 people. the last great expatriot in Saskatchewan.

Rob has to return to New York to be jailed on the original charge and could face an indeterminate amount of additional time and charges for jumping bail

Rob needs a job. Jobs for Philosophers is out. There are, apparantly, 340 jobs for philosophers available in North America right now.


03-23-2006, 04:53 PM
I tried it with "ferret" but I kept getting ferret websites.

"Shadow should" Look on the ground and your shadow should be down there looking back at you

"shadow wants" to eat you on flickr

"The shadow has to be there," he said. "There's no way around it, if (the theory of) general relativity is correct. I'm pretty much convinced that this...

Shadow needs stage access at least four hours prior to showtime for load in

I liked the fourth result better: Shadow needs love, too!

03-23-2006, 05:15 PM
PAM should be dissolved into solution.

Pam Wants To Be Chased.

PAM has to be set up to use AFS for authentiaction in xdm..


03-23-2006, 10:24 PM
PAM should be dissolved into solution.

Pam Wants To Be Chased.


This is the best one yet

03-23-2006, 10:42 PM
Mine are pretty self-evident.

bill needs big changes
bill needs examining
bill needs much more work

Bill has to wait till November

bill wants millions
bill wants your apartment

bill should pass quickly

broken wants to get back together
Broken has to be one of the most beautifully written songs
broken needs no fixing.
broken should be removed

03-23-2006, 10:58 PM
Tammy should share her organizational strategies with her teachers, parents (throw it all in the corner and forget about it.)
Tammy wants to learn more about technology that may help her live more independently and write her book. (WOW!)
[What with that fantastic body and the messages she posts] Tammy has to be a contender for the HOTTEST female ok, so that was the second item. It was better than:
Tammy has to take him up on his promise
Tammy needs your prayers and good wishes

It is not surprising that there were no hits for dahmnait, so I tried dammit (since most prefer to pronounce my name that way;))...

dammit should be interpreted as humorous
dammit wants everyone (hmmm, maybe that is why I am the hottest female)
dammit has to be on the card
dammit needs to change

03-23-2006, 11:06 PM
I did Stew and Trish both:

Trish should have the decency to not mess with it.
Trish wants to do 17 things.
Trish has to say!
Trish needs to go on hiatus.

Stew should have some gravy.
Stew wants you to be more powerful.
Stew has to swallow the hard truth.
Stew needs more than one ghost.

03-23-2006, 11:10 PM
Oh my gods, this is great fun. Since using PattiTheWicked returned only my own posts here at AW, I went with just Patti. What a hoot.

Patti should have listened to the doctor and waited for this one.
Patti wants to give Scott what they both need in their bedroom (odd, I was sure my husband's name is Dave)
Patti has to navigate the river's obstacles in this newest incarnation of Leisure Suit Larry.
Patti needs a little help, it's her first time and the baby is big (This from a site about goats in labor)

This is hilarious!

03-23-2006, 11:34 PM
Interesting. Many of them refer to Seinfield episodes (not the ones I picked though).

Elaine should stop teasing dat person n leave her alone!!
Elaine wants to use her IT skills to contribute to her community.
Elaine has to become acquainted with legal matters.

And my all time favorite:

Elaine needs to tell her self-absorbed jerk of a husband to go pull his head out his (BEEP)!

I'm not making the last one up!

03-24-2006, 12:08 AM
Jenny wants to chat with MILF swingers.

Jenny should find your database.

Jenny has to confront difficult feelings about body image that so many woman face.

Jenny needs a home.

Thanks for the laugh...

03-24-2006, 12:50 AM
[you and] Mary N. should consider yourselves lucky, you've got a unique version of Payola...

Maryn wants to have a child with Joan. (Good luck with that, ladies.)

[Things] Maryn has to say about herself: Location: MATTOON Height: between 5'3''-5'5'' Weight: 225-250

[I think] Maryn needs one in pink, also--would you order two?

Oh, this is fun!

Maryn, somewhat smaller and no lover of pink (but very close to Joan!)

03-24-2006, 01:07 AM
Jenny wants to chat with MILF swingers.

Ain't that the truth. Who doesn't?

03-24-2006, 01:12 AM
Irene should have lived a lot, lot longer.

Irene wants to make a difference.

Irene has to make your relocation as smooth as possible.

Irene needs to make a decision: should she try to lose weight with a diet program again or should she see the psychologist? ...

Since I appear to have died in No 1, I don't think the others are valid.

03-24-2006, 01:20 AM
Caro should get a life (sniff!)
Caro wants to organize our photos (I do? how profound!)
Caro has to rely on secondhand sources (how did they know!)
Caro needs your support! (I really do)

03-24-2006, 02:27 AM
What a great idea! These are so funny!

Judy should be the one playing Carnegie Hall to $1000 a head celebrity customers

Judy Wants To Be A WASP

Judy needs to run Saddam's trial...

All Judy has to do is carry the love interest,

03-24-2006, 02:29 AM
Peggy should be listed. (damn straight!)

Peggy wants Title, Death of a sailor. Format, CD. Genre, Alternative Rock. (had to go to the fourth hit, because the third didn't show the text).

Peggy has to fight excess weight constantly, since she loves to eat. (my secret is out!)

Peggy needsto be a stronger tapper than anyone else in the show.

Truer words were never spoke.

Kida Adelyne
03-24-2006, 03:53 AM
Allison should by the 5-pack for $20 (Of what I wonder?)

Allison wants are a facilitator's guide, participant materials, overheads, and possibly a video or CD-ROM.

Allison has to adjust to, like not showing too much leg, but she also has to deal with a cruel mother

Allison needs a divorce. NOW. (And I didn't even know I was married!)



(I didn't put in Ally because I was afraid of what might come up.)

03-24-2006, 04:18 AM
Annabella should accept Soranzo.

Annabella wants to turn you into a toad.

Annabella has to marry another man who soon learns of his bride’s sordid past, various revenge sub-plots kick in, and the abovementioned carnage ensues.

Annabella needs a fella.


03-24-2006, 04:30 AM
This is just bizarre...

Ray should recovery from eye surgery

Ray wants to Hill back

Ray has to determine whether the camera is inside any object prior to tracing a camera ray in order to be able to correctly render medias...

Ray needs more work

... no, Ray doesn't!

03-24-2006, 04:33 AM
More fun...

Maestro should be placed on the lower levels but then consider how you are going to reach its main power switch.

Maestro wants to see me.

Maestro needs to connect to your computer...

Maestro has to do both jobs (giving the beat with the right hand AND giving cues with the left hand) at the same time!

... what is it about JOBS?!? Is Google telling me something?

03-24-2006, 05:15 AM
I take issue with mine, apparently google thinks I'm a dude or I'm confused.

Chris should quit changing his name.
Chris wants to be called Charles. (if I want to be called Charles, why would I keep changing it?)
Chris has gotten banged. (google dropped the "to" every time)
Chris needs to kick the @ss of the dude who wrote "he needs to be ****ed." (hmmmmm:D)

So I tried my full name.

Who should Christine be with? (great, google's confused)
Christine wants a new car. (no i don't)
Christine has confused me again. (i seem to do that a lot)
Christine needs to find a donor. (brain transplant)

So I tried tiny terror

tiny terror should go to the strip club and take Andy. (huh?)
tiny terror wants a refresher on a worst-case scenarios. (I don't want to, you can't make me)
tiny terror has everything. (do not)
tiny terror needs to get something to eat and chill. (I'm fine thanks)

Who's Andy? Did he write about the the guy that needed to be ****ed and does he want to go to the strip club with me? This is all so confusing...

Kida Adelyne
03-24-2006, 05:15 AM
Doing it again, for lack of anything better to do.

Ally should fade from view (Oh, that's nice...)

ally wants military power (it was acctually ally as in Allies, but still *lol*)

Ally Needs Some Tiki Tiki (No comment...:tongue)

Ally has to come in at night during the colder months
(to true, despite the fact it was refering to a horse)

03-24-2006, 06:28 AM
This is my man! All mine!

:e2sven: has to DELIVER THE FIRE PROPERLY and CONQUER ALL of WORLD Earth and TRY to Drop or KILL Satan and Demons and ALL Spawns of Those TOO!

03-24-2006, 10:26 AM
Adam should spend more time in the nets practicing, rather than talking rubbish.

Adam wants his Eve.

Adam has to keep order while catching the murderer.

Adam needs more.

Whoa! That's creepy. Except the Eve part, I've already got her.

03-24-2006, 10:30 AM
Adam should spend more time in the nets practicing, rather than talking rubbish.
Sounds like Adam Gilchrist, wicketkeeper on the Australian cricket team. Good company!

03-24-2006, 10:38 AM
"Motormouth should keep quiet. ... I disagree!

motormouth wants to agree with her self Of course, and everyone else should as well.

yet motormouth has to blab to the press Very fond of blabbing, I am.

The motormouth needs resting :e2zzz:

03-24-2006, 10:41 AM
I used Crowes.

Crowes should be a mighty fine time.

Crowes wants to hear you when you're down.

Crowes have to get it good before we can finish it.

Crowes need to love me.

03-24-2006, 10:50 AM
Terrie should be given a chance.
Terrie wants to share her feelings.
Terrie has to do a lot of soul searching.
Terrie needs to know that her story has educated us all on the dangers of sleeping with children.

This is just down right creepy!

03-24-2006, 11:02 AM
Sam should learn to hack

Sam wants you to give your thumbs a rest

Sam has to go back and ask the boy for the key

Sam needs watching too


Puddle Jumper
03-24-2006, 11:25 AM
Third result?

Puddle Jumper should have hyperspace capability

wants didn't give any results

puddle jumper has to wait for the last to come

puddle jumper needs a new spark plug

Using my real first name...

should be stored in a cool, dry area

wants her father, whom she hasn't seen in a while, to see her read a poem at a school show

has to break up with one boyfriend who seems to be more into Coco than her

needs your help

03-24-2006, 12:46 PM
Stace should strike the reader as he is strange.

Stace wants to do 21 things. :Shrug:

Stace has to find time in her busy schedule for us.

Stace needs all the prayers we can offer.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-24-2006, 04:24 PM
Jenny wants to chat with MILF swingers.

Jenny should find your database.

Jenny has to confront difficult feelings about body image that so many woman face.

Jenny needs a home.

Thanks for the laugh...

At least it's consistent... I'm 'Jenny' too and that's exactly what I got!