Women smell...

I'm wearing Vanilla Blackberry body splash from Bath & Body Works.


Would you go get me a Pepsi, please?

On a normal basis I would tend to agree with you. . . smell, sight, touch, feel. . . everything. Kryptonite, yes. You would not be the first man in the world to find his ruin at the hands of a woman.

Right now I am sick as a dog, so I can't smell the ladies (that seems like and odd sentence. . . smell the . . . ladies. . .) so I have built up a temporary immunity.

Good luck with that.

Melina said:

I'm wearing Vanilla Blackberry body splash from Bath & Body Works.


Would you go get me a Pepsi, please?

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I love Bath & Body Works . . . I'm wearing Sweet Pea right now.

JComp, that is a nice thing to say about women in general. I'd like to shake your hand but since I'm not there I'll contribute to your ...uh..imagination:

Estee Lauder 'Pleasures'. I almost came in wearing lavendar body spray but my daughter said it made me smell like a grandma.

I can't wear my raspberry deodorant anymore. Women just want to eat me.

It's not just the women...

maestrowork said:

I can't wear my raspberry deodorant anymore. Women just want to eat me.

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Ray,

You know my address. Please send.

You guys are too funny!

I don't know, in today's work climate, what is appropriate and inapproapriate, but the other day I just had to tell a co-worker that she smelled wonderful.

She didn't hit me and took the compliment well.

I like good smelling guys too. aaahhh...
Do you think sometimes people wear too much? The other day my boss had on so much cologne my eyes were watering.
I'm wearing Lancome 'Attraction' today. I get lots of compliments on it. I didn't realize I could ask people to do things and they would say "as you wish". :making mental note to try that:
Now I'm picturing Pepe Le'Pew chasing the kitty and the stink waves rising up from him...all this smelly talk....

Stew21 said:

I like good smelling guys too. aaahhh...
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Oh yes! Guys can manage to smell so wonderful at times that it's all you can do not to (****************************************************************************
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But when you tell them they smell good they seem to get kinda weird, you know.

I vote for guys smelling better.

I'm only wearing baby oil today.

I don't wear perfume unless I'm going out somewhere special.

I think girls smell like vagina. Icky ol' women-nethers. And when they smell like perfume and fruit and candies and such, they're just trying to cover up their inherent vagina smell.

And that's just awful.

I've been known to say to total strangers "Wow, you smell good." I really LIKE a man that smells nice, and I think it's okay to compliment them on it -- likewise, if someone tells me that I smell nice (which I always do) then I don't take it as a come-on, simply as an observation.

Although, if someone told me I smelled good enough to eat I'd probably at least try to get his phone number.

trumancoyote said:

I think girls smell like vagina. Icky ol' women-nethers. And when they smell like perfume and fruit and candies and such, they're just trying to cover up their inherent vagina smell.

And that's just awful.

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Wow, writing in the buff?

rhymegirl said:

I'm only wearing baby oil today.

I don't wear perfume unless I'm going out somewhere special.

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hmmm...ONLY baby oil? (well somebody had to say it)

jennhollowell said:

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Don't take me seriously, sweetheart.

I'm only 3/4 as misogynistic as I sound.

dahmnait said:

hmmm...ONLY baby oil? (well somebody had to say it)

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No, no. You misunderstood me...

I've got something on.

trumancoyote said:

Don't take me seriously, sweetheart.

I'm only 3/4 as misogynistic as I sound.

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hee hee -- there's one (well, one that comes forward) in every crowd.

I know when I'm wearing my Aqua Di Gio or Design and I get told I smell good I look at the lady, smile and say "You think I smell good now wait until you smell me in the morning when you are making me breakfast."

Funny thing is I usually end up having Mickey D's for breakfast.

rhymegirl said:

No, no. You misunderstood me...

I've got something on.

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And here I thought it was your way of making the words 'flow' across the screen.

Think of all the poor guys you disappointed with that response.

trumancoyote said:

I think girls smell like vagina. Icky ol' women-nethers. And when they smell like perfume and fruit and candies and such, they're just trying to cover up their inherent vagina smell.

And that's just awful.

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*water spew*

R rated!!

One of my friends always smells really good. We were out one night and a drunk girl was hitting on him. "Ooh, Jeff, you smell so good!" she slurred. "What cologne are you wearing?" blah blah, more drunk girl speak as she hung on him. and he said, "it's called come to me. Does it smell like come to you?"
she doesn't get it...stupid...I smacked the crap out of him laughing...and I never forgot it. Now if someone asks me what perfume I'm wearing I bite my lip and try really hard to give a straight answer.