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poetinahat

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Granted. But it's all from when my 'thimble' piece landed on Ventnor Ave. with a hotel.

I wish I could speak all the European languages fluently.
 

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Granted, but all the crits came from poetry.com which means you still have no idea if it works or not.


I wish spring was here.
 

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Granted. Tis made out of saccharine.

I wish someone would drive a Mack Truck over my shed, then back off and drive over it again. And again. AND AGAIN!!!!!!
 

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Granted. But now it won't stop cleaning. The dishwasher, faucets, washing machine, and dryer are now running all the time so your electricity bill goes through the roof, and your vacuum makes scheduled runs through each room every hour so you can't sleep.

I wish I had more energy and would stop wanting to take a nap every few hours.
 

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Granted. But he took the roof don't and started tinkering with it.

I wish that when I go get some coffee, it would already be made.
 

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Your wish is granted, but my cat made the coffee.

I wish I didn't have the urge to comb the fringe on the carpets everytime I walk across them.
 

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Granted. One martini makes you too paranoid to sleep.

I wish I'd taken that left turn at Albequerque.
 

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You did. Now you're where you're supposed to be, at the Koatala (sp?) Valley, and the big carrot festival therein, and Warner Brothers has cancelled your multi-billion dollar contract because you're not having any more adventures they can film.

I wish my cold would go away.
 

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Granted; St. Patrick gets rid of them. But now he won't leave your house and he's eating all your food.


I wish my grade in Statistics was higher.
 

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Granted. Two percent up and you're failing everything else!

I wish I had a lot of Fritos.
 

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congratulations! you are standed on an island with no food or water... you're life expectancy: two days.

i wish spring break would never end.
 

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Granted. *sigh* But it rains the whole time, and your boyfriend has run off with your best friend. And mom is coming to stay.

(I hated to do that one.)

I wish I have 12 weeks of vacation a year, rather than just three.