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Granted. It's snowing instead and there's a six foot drift at your back door.

I wish I had a machine that did housework.
 

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I wish I had a machine that did housework.

Granted. Unfortunately Robbie the Housework Robot was programmed by a guy so he threw dirty clothes all over house and fired off his laser gun at the TV when the ref made a questionable call.

I wish my kids thought cleaning was fun.
 

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Granted. Unfortunately, the police are at your door. They have a few embarassing questions about that little meth lab you've got going there.

I wish I had remembered to drop off the rented movies today so I wouldn't have late charges.
 
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Granted - you return them on time .... However they are pornos and everyone in the neighborhood is standing there at the video store when you drop them off -- including your kids' teachers - who just shake their heads and leave...

I wish they would make a Zoolander 2 because I'm getting tired of watching the first one.
 

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Granted. But Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson were already booked. This one is starring John Goodman and Marilyn Manson. Won't THEY look good in thongs?

I wish someone would fix my dishwasher. It's been making a horrible noise when I start it.
 

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Granted. You are now so hungry you eat the dried rice you find in the cabinet with out bothering to cook it.

I wish you hadn't eaten all that dried rice and drunk all that water with it. Uh oh.
 

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Granted. But now it has the calories of the bacon cheeseburger too.

I wish I could get some sleep.
 

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Your mood suddenly lightens. You start to sing and dance and laugh. It is only then you realize you inadventantly took a double dose of your antidepressant medication.

I wish what Persi wishes
 

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Done but they forget to bring their wallet and you have to spot them the money to buy new clothes.

I wish the editor I just submitted to will like my article
 

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Granted - but having mixed the ale with the tequila, he now has even more personalities than before. Anybody know a good psychiatrist?

I wish there was something good on the telly.
 
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Thanks ... that wish already came true ... a vassal just arrived with a missive. Your wish for something good on telly has just come true. The complete collection of Baywatch has just been purchased by the BBC. Enjoy Hasslehoff in his speedo. It truly is something to behold.

I wish I didnt have to go to Home Depot now for shelves. Later...........
 
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LMAO ... Believe it or not - that already happened today. Ah life in the Hellecat House!

Granted - you have very good fortune in romance. Following in the tradition of A Midsummer Night's Dream, you meet and fall in love with an a$$. However, he has lots of money and certain other appealing assets ... if you get my meaning.