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alleycat

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Who said that? Come out, come out, wherever you are.

I wish I had X-Ray vision.
 

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granted but it is illegal to use them where you live.


I wish I had a good story idea right now.
 

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Granted. Here you go: There's a ancient secret held by the Catholic Church, clues are hidden in a painting. . . .

I wish I had a good story idea right now (preferably with a bunny. . . for a contest).
 

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granted- but the idea has to many dead bunnies and the contest won't except it


I wish I had a new hat.
 

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Granted, but your major has now been changed to underwater basket-weaving.

I wish I could be physically fit without exercise.
 

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granted you dont have only enough food to live.


I wish I had a hotdog.
 

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Granted. It's designed to look and smell exactly like a real one, but is made entirely from tire rubber.

I wish I was in Japan already.
 

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Granted. You're a minke whale.
damn, that's sad

I wish I made people happy.
 

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Granted. But you've made them so happy they want to kill you gleefully for making them so friggin happy.

I wish huge spouse fights never happened. The little ones are ok.
 

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Granted! Your spouse now shrinks down to the size of a 'Lego' person every time a fight starts, causing everyone to laugh.

I wish my cat didn't have such a snide 'my box don't stink' attitude.
 

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Granted. Your cat is now a dog, and poops in your shoe.

I wish I'd picked George Mason in the Final Four.
 

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Granted. But history changed to allow it, and now he lost. So you picked him, but you're still wrong.

I wish I weren't sick.
 

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Granted, but everyone else in your house is. You'll be taking care of them all for a while....

I wish I could play sax like Sonny Rollins.
 

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Granted. You sleep in 'til noon & nothing you were supposed to do before then gets done.

I wish I didn't have allergies.
 

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Granted. *pulls out a shotgun and shoots the T.V.* No you'll have to wait more than an hour.

I wish I had a cookie...
 

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Granted. Your computer is loaded with spyware. Your vital details are stolen, and it takes you half an hour to post to AW.

I wish smoking were good for you.
 

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Granted. You have the bladder problem (as seen on House) where cigarettes will help alleviate the problem.

I wish someone would critique my first chapter.
 

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Granted. Bruebelly scone NOT dericious. :D

I wish I could let go of that line.
 

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Granted. But now you got a worse line that you can't get rid of.

I wish I was with the one I love
 

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Granted. But he/she is in an advanced stage of Alzheimer's, and does not remember a thing.

I wish I had plenty of money.