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Granted but whover is on the other line is playing rap music so loud you can't ehar ourself think.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work next week, and could still have time and not be too tired to write.
 

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Same Psychosis...different day.
Granted. You open the door and two of your friends are standing there. Look, they brought you a thrice convicted pedophile, and a bunch of iron fire place pokers.
Oh and look your grill, that was piled high with coal for your barbecue is still going strong after all that shrimp you grilled.

OH LOOK, you have a gallon of Jack Daniels! ANd My my..all of the neighbors are out of town.

Gee, now you and your friends can have an interesting evening of poker. Red-Hot poker!!! (heh heh heh heh).

I wish I wasn't so gosh-darned nice!
 

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Granted. You are now the Queen of Mean and the only company that you can possibly keep are liars, cheats, and thieves....but hey? You'll always have one up on them.

I wish there were 72 hours in a day and after the first 8 I'm paid overtime, when the alarm rings.
 

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Granted. Welcome to Pluto, though it's no longer a planet, your days now last . . . well, more years than you'd care to count!

I wish the rock show on the 9th was actually on the 2nd so I could BUY MORE ROCKS sooner.
 

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Granted. The rock show is much sooner than you thought. In fact, it was yesterday. Oh well. Better luck next year.

I wish I steak and lobster waiting at home for me to eat for dinner.
 

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Granted. The family has it all ready for you.

I wish I would received notice from an agent they want to rep me...mostly the one I really wanted.
 

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Granted! The agent you wanted shows up at your front door with the query letter you wrote. The agent reeks of cheap booze, vomit and 10 day old rotting meat and is both sholess and pantless, although still possesed of a ripe Brooks Brothers Suit jacket.
The agent tells you your are wonderful...a STAR...you're going to make Millions!. The contract is whipped out, you sign and then you fiond out your agent left the big name agency last month and is now representing small independent Cambodian porn studios.

PEEEE WHEW!!! I wish your agent didn't smell so bad!
 

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Granted. You've been awake for the last seven days. You do remember everything right? No, that wasn't a dream. Oh my. I hate to be the one to tell you...

I wish someone else would unpack my office.
 
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Granted - I'll send over a batch of oompa - loompas. They can help. You don't have stuff that goes on high shelves though, do you?

I wish that person hadnt mentioned the name Ted Dekker in this forum. Totally bummed out now. I hate Ted Dekker. May he be trapped forever in one of his dumb stories -- preferably House.
 

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Granted-just check for pink cards

We wish Soccer Mom-that is if she so wishes-could find someone with a large enough shoe-horn to extricate her from any shoe that she may find herself in
that she cares not to be in

Damn that Red is quick-gotta stop thinkin and start postin-Ted Who?
 

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Granted, you are... Hey, wait a minute. OW! Ow! Cut that out! I'm cozy in here.

I wish that my husband would clean the cat's litter box.
 

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Granted just put it under his pillow

We wish that the thread about are women better writers then men or men better then women would die-who gives a crap-obviously not me and no we have not even looked at it
 

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Granted. It sinks into oblivion. So the posters start a new flame war about blue-eyed writers vs. brown-eyed ones. The hazel-eyed writers feel conflicted and left out. The green-eyed ones get jealous and start their own thread. The entire board breaks out into flame war and everyone goes off to start their own board based upon eye color.

I wish that chocolate was non-fattening.
 

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Granted-sorry Mom just would like to tell you something else but that would be a lie-they say the dark stuff is less fattening and better or actually even healthy

We wish the gene that Soccer Mom and us are missing could be taken in a chocolate bar-French-Swiss-or Belgian-that's the gene that those horrible people are born with that allow them to have a slim body regardless of the ingestion of copious quantities of whatever the heck they want
 

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Granted, now I can buy lunch at Burger King! Whoohoo.

I wish I was brave enough to brave the Crap-o-meter on Friday.
 

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Granted.

And you will supply each irritant with a Statples red button!

I wish my income out weighed my out go.
 

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Granted Red-we got enough hot air to do the trick in just a jiffy

We wish you all wealth-fame-fortune-but most of all we wish you the grace of a peaceful soul and a free mind

PS-we got lots of medals
 

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Granted. He's suggested olive oil instead. He wants to rub it all over you. Gosh! I wouldn't fancy washing that out of the sheets.

I wish my tomatoes would hurry up and ripen.
 

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Granted. Too bad the bird ate the all immediately.

I wish I had an extra room in my house just for books.
 

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Granted...the extra room appears within the garage. You can park on the street, can't you?

I wish I didn't have to wish for stuff.