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Granted, but you're doing time in jail with him.

I wish I didn't spend all my time on AW.
 

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Granted. Just hold still while we attach these here wires, prongs and clamps to your skull. There. Now we throw the switch . . . and the words should begin to flow.

Hey, wait a minute . . . that's not a novel . . . those are nude pictures of Orlando Bloom and that guy from Brokeback Mountain.

"Pull the plug, Norman. Pull the plug!"

I wish I had eggs to go with my sausage and biscuit I'm going to have in a little while.
 

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My Charie amour pretty little one that I adore-i grant you peace and sleep and a life full of challenge and qualmless intellectual quandary

I wish that Red would come alive once again to kick some lobster bums and drink some lobster ale-we like Red-color of choice
 

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The ale was metaphoric as in the ale of life-pale or dark it does not have any alkeehawl in it-and congrats-one day at a time-please do not forget Annie Hall-to grant your wish-don't knock self-approbation it is sex with someone you love-yah a paraphrase is a paraphrase is a Petunia-after all Red we do know that being with the stud of choice is not always being with a Palomino

I wish that someone could tell us what the hell we just said
 

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Granted. Ale . . .something something . . . .Annie Hall's guns . . something . . . Palimino.

I wish the Seattle Mariners would have just ONE winning season in my lifetime!
 

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Granted-no one is taking you seriously especially us

I wish that Petunias were growing out of our ears
 

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granted, but know you have to walk around with a box on your head due to the bee's, knats, bugs and birds buzzing your tower. not knowing your looks that might be a good thing.

i wish my girlfriend had a bigger tounge
 

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Granted but without me I gotta kill something -then consume it and do it in such a manner that I wont get arrested-and that is the problem

I wish that human flesh tasted more like lobster
 

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Granted, just boil and add loads of butter!!

I wish I could get that series I wrote a few years ago published.
 

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Granted-just keep on writing the way you are and they will publish your toilet paper if you want them to

We wish that my egocentristic nature was more loveable-oh we should not wish for that as some of us do not care a bit-but some of us do so perhaps we should-oh the damnation of undecidednessess
 

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Granted. Some of us just know how to handle Germans better than others :), even the undecided ones with cute dogs.

I wish these stoopid PC's would come out of the box with less GARBAGE loaded on them !
 

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Granted. Here's your PC with none of that garbage on it... Harddrive, monitor, speakers, modem, processor... basically all major components are sold separately...

I wish I could go to the US Open. :)
 

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*considers showing up on your doorstep looking like a lost kitten*

Granted! Here's your new battery. Simply install this into your computer, though I suggest throughly reading the manual. And hook up to the nearest stationary bike. This can provide your with a good 30 minutes up to a whole hour (if you're feeling especially energetic) of power!
 
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Wow and I thought I had to use a squirrel in a cage!

Since the selfless Cyn didnt make a wish, I offically grant her peace on earth.

I wish I had that piece of cake that I saw behind the counter when I went out to lunch with my son today. I resisted then, but I've been jonseing for it ever since.
 

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Granted. I got it and will mail it to you. You should get it by next Wednesday. Uh, I may have licked the icing just a bit. Tasty.

I wish I hadn't licked so much cake icing. I don't feel so good.