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sdarb

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Granted. Instead you had the 25 bean soup.

I wish I could quit coming back to this forum and get some real work done...
 

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Granted. I will PM Jenna and have her ban you. Then you have to go to the WriterMag website where they get 8 posts a day.

I wish I had something sweet to eat after my rather "hot and spicy" chef's salad.
 

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Granted. Those kibbles under your nose are pretty yummy, and I'll sprinkle them with chocolate Yak's milk - Yum.

I wish I had a chef's salad for lunch today.
 

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Granted. I do hope those bits of grilled chef, in amongst the lettuce leaves, were tasty.

I wish I had a magic pen.
 

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Granted but you need a magic eraser and we done et the lass un

We wish that sunshine lollypops and roses everywhere were growing in the cactus garden of the inferno and would sprout only to lure young spirits into the prickly hell of cacti debauchery
 

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Your slightest wish is our command Red-what is to understand about the thread about the person above you-you amaze me kiddo-what with your so razor sharp intellect-say something stupid-smart-fascistic-loving-anything the hell you want about the person posted above you-what did we miss here? It is a prickly inferno dear heart

We wish that Red would finally stand up and be counted-but after what she drank last night-well-maybe she could just lay there and be counted
 

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Granted. It is cooler outside. Unfortunately someone has stolen it. What was it anyway?

I wish I hadn't given my sister quite so much of my Friday night rum.
 

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Granted Red but with such a delicate and delightful lap you will just have to get a two by four to settle on your delicate and delightful lap-if you like we could come over-sit on your lap and you could dictate-that might be fun-no we think on second thought that you probably should stick with the "wood!"

I wish that folks would just realize that Posey's aren't Rosies and that you cannot make a silk purse out of a sows ear-even if her name is Bernice
 

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Granted Red but you still gotta remove the "pits!"

I wish that the fallout of war would be peace instead of retribution and hate
 

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Granted, but the game they're playing is skeeball. Whee! They won the plastic thingie that could actually last as a keychain for about ten seconds.


I wish tomorrow would hurry up and get here so I could get that dictionary I've been bugging my husband to get.
 

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Granted, but whats she doing clinging to your leg like that?

I wish I hadn't eaten a tuna sandwich for lunch at a coffee shop. Major heartburn time.
 

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Granted. They now want $750 - but for that price you get it stuffed and mounted so you can put it on the mantle-piece.

I wish I had a stuffed squirrel now.
 

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Granted. It'll take me just a minute to shoot one and then stuff it. I've been tempted anyway. I am NOT a PETA member.

I wish I didn't have a family of raccoon that likes to come visit at night. (Want a stuffed raccoon too?)