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Granted-- It's called "Grounding him 'til he finds the danged thing." Unfortunately, the dog ate it and you realized that he was eating a lot more food at his friends' houses then you thought he was so your grocery bill goes through the roof.


I wish I could afford to get my teeth fixed.
 

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Granted. You lost your wallet, couldn't pay for your meal at the Ritz and have been chained to the sink for the next month, to work it off.

I wish I'd gone to bed a bit earlier last night.
 

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Granted but all the fun started after you left the scene.

I wish I hadn't just had to delete almost 20,000 from my current novel after I rewrote the conclusion.
 

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Granted. As long as I get the chocolate mouse.

I wish it was the start of the weekend, rather than almost the start of the workweek.
 

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Granted. Take a Ben-Gay bubble bath and you'll feel fine. But, you might be a little smelly.

I wish my cat would come see me rather than sit and stare out the window at all the birds uncooked.
 

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Granted. They're a bit small at the moment . . . but just give them 20 years.

I wish my neighbor had a pool. I'd like one, but I wouldn't have one to take care of if they were free.
 

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Granted. The neighbour gets a pool. You even get invited over, along with 50 other people. You can't find a spot to stand in the pool let alone swim. You go home but can't sleep all night from the noise coming from all those people at the pool party.

I wish I had a horse.
 

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Granted, it's going to be a surprise party replete with steak, champagne and...oops! Sorry 'bout that, I just blew it. Now it seems you're going to have boxed wine and cold pizza. Maybe next year?


I wish I could keep my mouth shut when it comes to surprise parties. :/
 

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Granted. You are gagged and duct taped to a chair. The chair is not in the least bit comfortable. The room is decorated for a surprise party. And whenthe guy in black arrives all the vampires jump up and yell 'SURPRISE'!.
But he only has eyes for you........

I wish I were in a nice quiet padded room, and my only visitor were a nurse who was also nice and quiet, and nice.
 

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Granted. Jenna is going to open a new forum that's the exact opposite of the TIO forum to be called The Padded Cell. There you post (or finger paint!) and agree with everyone else.

I wish I had a model for my future finger painting.
 

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Granted! But the best we could find was Thing from the Adams family.

I wish my mom would get me that awesome cosmetic set we saw yesterday for my birthday in 2 weeks.
 

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Granted, only she's so confused about which comes first, what you saw yesterday, or your birthday in 2 weeks, that she ends up spending all her money on rum and chocolate for herself and forgets to even get you a cake.

I wish it was September already.