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Granted. Unfortunately the rest of you got horribly disfigured in the process

I wish life would go the way we needed it to go
 

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It did, and it's not going back in for six months. Crops in your area fail because of the drought.


I wish my ship would come in.
 

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Granted. You've got shingles.

I wish I'd studied harder in college.
 

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your wish is my command. but i think you should know this: your home is a damp, small cardboard box on the side of the street in the ghetto of new york.

hm... i wish i could breathe under water.
 

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Granted. Good luck. . . your house will soon be full of dragon poop.

I wish George Lucas would give Industrial Light and Magic to me.
 

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Granted...now your house is lit up like a factory and you have a basketball player dribbling all over.


I wish Matthew McConaughey would come sit beside me and be my muse.
 

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Granted. All you can write about is gossip from Variety Magazine.

I wish I were physically fit.
 

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Someone steals all your tecknowlegey and personal belongings. Leaving only exersise equpment and healthy food. (enjoy)

I wish I had a sandwitch.
 

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Granted. But when high tide comes , it melts (water and witches don't mix).

I wish I could beat up bullies.
 

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Jaycinth said:
Granted. They are all 'Oompa Loompas'.

I wish my yard were expertly landscaped into the yard of my dreams.

Granted. Too bad you've been having all those dreams about hell lately.

I wish I could retire.
 

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Done deal. Extra arm now installed where dangly bits used to be.

I wish spring would hurry up and get here.
 

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It's here... Along with potholes in every major road you regularly travel. Your car's springs are shot.


I wish I had a new car.
 

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Granted. But they're assessing you a $1.35 environmental impact fee for each time. Water waster!

I wish I had a cabin in the woods. (I already have the woods if that helps.)
 

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POOF! Wish granted. A classic 1835 log cabin, weeks away from the nearest humans and with everything an 1835 fur trapper would want. But the woods is now the only property you own, the property line runs down the middle of your fire pit and miss Sasquatch and her 3 ugly sisters moved in right across the road.


I wish you wouldn't look at me that way.
 

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Granted, But you can only write the design schematics in Klingon.

I wish I won the New York Lottery.