Jed is wearing them-were you that bombed you cannot remember that incident by the pool where he was wearing that pink thingy and you said he reminded you of Oprah but that the only things missing were a stuffed purple cow and a tiara?
We wish that Jed had a picture of the stuffed purlpe cow and the tiara he was wearing last night with the pink thingy and that he would send it to all of us
Jed is not available at this time-as his agent we recommend that you put yourself on the waiting list-only 8,169 in front-not to long to wait for a good agent we should think
We wish an event full horny weekend for all those kiddos of mine that so require this kind of weekend-for the others-peace-out
Granted - although horny and eventful are somewhat contradictory ...
I wish someone would finally see the beauty in weeds and realize the delicate balance of nature that is upset every time we pull the damn thing... I say just let them grow ... Doesnt God love weeds too?
Granted. But he's gotten some "new ideas" while he was away and wants to go in a different direction. How do you feel about the Humorous New Age Romantic YA genre?
I wish an elf would come in Saturday while I'm at the office and clean up my house.
Ha Ha .. He left new ideas when he went away that's why I want his a$$ back NOW ...
Granted - Harry Potter will happily loan you Dobby for the day. Just make sure you don't give him a sock or any clothing or you will never get rid of him. And don't let Hermoine know- she radically opposes house elves.
Granted, but you lost so much time reading the Harry Potter books, you lost your place in your current WIP which otherwise would have been a bestseller.
I wish book 7 of the aforementioned series would come out NOW!
Granted ... Miss Rowling works very hard and produces the 7th book - but don't get too upset at the ending when Valdemort kicks Harry's arse and the little fart in glasses dies.
I wish I could get myself ready to go out and exchange my brand new red cowboy boots which are a half size too big
Granted -- it is "the one". It's the local crackhouse and factory that's been staked out ever since they discovered the people who live there buy a LOT of Sudafed at the local drugstore... Just make sure you're not there for the raid.
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