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Granted and the maid has made a gazillion on filming Naomi's new "Cellphone porn" video: "Call Me Up the Butt" The bad part of this all? You're the editor for the film and you get none of the profits.


I wish that all these anorectic and bullemic actresses would just find a shower drain and slip into it for all eternity. Not mine though, I have enough problems with it clogging. I don't need to hear it whining too.
 

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Granted. He's sitting on the corner near the tracks on the otherside of the warehouse, where you do volunteer work for the homeless. After a year of feeding this feces encrusted, urine soaked filthy former actor, you fall madly in love, and bring him home with you. Alas, he never stops drinking and is totally unemployable and your house smells.

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich, a diet coke, and a hammer.
 

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Granted-blue cheese-diet coke and a sledge hammer to pound the smmich into oblivion

We wish that threads about fundamentalist Christian-etc.etc.etc. would find their way into the back pocket of the shark-sking suits of all Wally World greeters
 

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Granted Red we will see to it that Sally and Vitto pay them a call-just make a list-by the way they are doing repo now so if that is a problem just let us know

We wish that like Sally and Vitto we could hurt those folks that Red was referring to so much that they would crack their own kneecaps
 

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Granted. Only now you've been nominated as the new Mafia Don, and people keep coming to you to 'fix' their problems, and their manuscripts, as they kiss your lobster claw.

I wish I'd brought more for lunch today!
 

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Granted Red but at the same time it might be kind of interesting if certain peole that we wanted to remember would remember when we scream NOW FOR CHR!ST SAKE-NOW!!!

I wish that there were carousels in cemeterys
 
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Oh what a lovely wish ... Granted - Should they have traditional horses or something more macabre? Maybe the man who takes your tickets can be the Grim Reaper. And instead of a brass ring you can reach out and grab a ticket to HELL ... Fabulous idea ... I'm on it.

I wish Halloween was a National Holiday instead of that boring Martin Luther King Day -- at least you could dress up and have some fun.
 

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Same Psychosis...different day.
Granted. In an effort to really destroy our national values, the North Korean Government begins sending you weekly checks for $793.42 (US)to stay home. SInce you do not know when the checks will arrive, ( sometimes at midnight, sometimes at 3pm....) you have to stay home all the time and you cannot get a job. You are sure the N. Koreans are watching you. But teh CIA is watching them and Homeland security is watching them and of course Elvis is watching them and the aliens are watching him, and the Iranians are watching that and the KGB has agents disguised as an ABC news team and of course Fox is there as Fox and not to be outdone Geraldo is sitting on your porch...and it has been blazing hot for weeks and..OMG don't those people ever bathe????!!!!

I wish I could snuggle with someone hot in a cool place.
 

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Granted but after 3and a halfminutes it cracks from the top of the mask to its chinny chin chin because he has grimaced and said that Gelman was gay-not that there is anything wrong with that

We wish Regis Philbin many more years of embalmed hyperbole
 

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Granted. Prada has taken a new and exciting fashion turn and they have mailed you all they shoes in their warehouse. Some days you are 6 inches taller.

I wish you would stop putting nailpolish on geese.
 

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Granted but it will make it sooo much more difficult to pick up those felons that abide in Mexican homes of ill repute

We wish that breast reduction could be accomplished by hand massage
 

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Granted. Have you looked inside your purse lately?

I wish I had more wishes.