Granted - we can show it on Fox News - live. Geraldo deserves it.
I wish Paris Hilton would suddenly develop a serious glandular condition and blow up to the size of Queen Latifa... and her little dog would get the same condition and blow up the size of a Newfoundland.
Granted - give her implants - DD's at least. In fact, get an airplane flotation device and just implant it in her chest. However you will have to give her a huge a$$ to balance the boobs off - otherwide she will tip over ...
I wish someone would send Nicole Ritchie to some third world country where she would feel right at home weighing 75 pounds. Then at least UNICEF could feed her.
granted-but really Red-windows are not contingent upon us liking them-they just are
I wish that we could all meet on some high plain of intellectual debauchery-drink ale and eat sauerkraut with spam and see which one of us could fart the longest and the loudest
Granted - albeit reluctantly -- where shall we meet now that they closed down the Russian Tea Room and the Oak Room at the Plaza Hotel? Where else could people go to enter into such high class activities?
I wish they would re open the Russian Tea Room ... I miss high tea
Granted. The meat wagon has just pulled up and they are giving away free lead sprinkles with the purchase of every candy coated corpsicle. Today's special... Frosty Nazi Stormtrooper.
MMmmmmmmmm
Granted. Sadly, in their zeal to drive away the heat, they also drive away your house, your car, and your city. You're living outside now, but at least it's cool
I wish I could pay a superhero to do all my chores this week.
Granted Red but it is hard to imagine that without your shark skin leotards-platform shoes-halter top-in pink of course-that you will be able to handle the Walmart pandemonium-as you are-dressed elegantly-tastefully in your leathers-well dear heart it just wont do
We wish we could done our shark skin leotards-platform shoes-halter top-in pink of course-and prance through the aisles of Walmart heaven with Perciphone
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