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Granted the errors in spelling have been corrected-get yourself a boy toy-or a valley girl servant-come on Perciphone we know you can do it-your brains-your looks-a piece of cake

Granted-two for one-we are buying you a South American Tree Snake which eats Geico Gecko's for lunch-the steam roller is out of commision as Al Gore is using it to alleviate all opponents of global warming
 

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Granted-we were just responding to your double up and just forgot-can you forgive us?

I wish that persiphone would forgive us-we cannot afford to lose any more sleep.
 

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Your wish is granted-you do have great taste-they are producing a new series called the Honeymooners go to Mars-starring the frozen bodies of Vince Lombardi and Hermione Gingold

I wish that Public Television would stop airing commercials
 

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Granted but do you think you could handle the pulchritudenous flamboyancy of various types of jelly roles-we cannot afford our persiphone to have the blues you know

We wish that we could enjoy a good game of Strip Texas Hold'em at Persiphone's house or how about Encinada-it aint main lobster but it is still awfully eatable and we have room enough for a rather large party
 

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Granted but you have to fly to Saigon to get it

We wish that gay was still a word that meant happy-joyous-and free in spirit-not that there is anything wrong with the other meaning-no not at all!
 

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Granted -- when you said 'extra cheese', you DID mean head cheese, didn't you?

I wish I'd taken today off work.
 

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Granted how do you want it-the pizza we mean-how about some real Buffalo Mazzarrella-topped with whatever you and the pool person would like-by the way regardless of satisfaction guaranteed-if he does not remember to freeze the bra-get rid of the useless child

We wish the kibbutz that I spent 5 years in as a youth was up north in Garlic country and we could start a second garlic fair and then it could be shelled by irksome-irate garlic haters and we could shell em back into the stone-age for being irksome-irate garlic haters

Poet beat me to it all the way from down under-what a nerve-you can take off today because it is already over-over here
 
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Granted Poet - you get to re run the day and call in sick - but stay away from the Mall - your boss just made the same wish


Granted David - whatever you want - you are TOO scary to argue with

I wish I was in a karaoke bar in Japantown San Francisco singing "Crazy" to some gorgeous, intelligent and slightly kinky guy in black leather ...
 

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Granted-who the hell is being scary now?

We wish leather flying jackets for all genitalia challenged individuals
 

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Granted but whether or not you really want to be disappointed-well that is a question you have to ask yourself

We wish to be in persiphone's Karaoke bar observing-just observing
 
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Thanks -- I think such an extention would be a great idea ... it's nice to be able to touch a girl's heart, but sometimes it's nice to be able to touch her cervix too.

Granted - you are in the Karaoke bar observing - while you work as one of those Benihana guys who juggles knives and burns shrimp

I wish women would look in mirrors before they went out -- and any woman whose thong is higher than the waist of her jeans was put before a firing squad and shot
 

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Granted re: thong thing-We think we love you for that

We wish that fat rear ends should not wear thongs above the waist band-especially if they are going to make a deep knee bend in my vicinity

P.S We have been taught that there are many delightful ways in which to caress a cervix
 
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Granted-perhaps exile would be appropriate-sans moustache and being forced to wear a cheap rug

We wish Dr. Phil was Oprah's illegitimate dumb-waiter
 
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Thanks !! Before Dr Phil makes another guest cry by telling them they're fat, he should check out his own chunky cottage cheese arse in the mirror ...

Granted - Oprah and Dr Phil deserve each other

I wish Star Jones breast implants would freeze on a skiing trip to Aspen rendering her a chocolate fudgesicle
 

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Granted it would be fun to watch them thaw

We wish that we were not runninig out of time persiphone this is far too much fun-you are amazing!!