Granted - but I must warn you. Long days in toe shoes are really hard on the feet ... Expect to limp a lot and to require knee and kip replacement before you are 40 ... Also a warning about those guys in tights -- not all that bulge is real -- they stuff socks in there ...
Granted -- if you turn on the TV you will find the Cat in the Hat is on America's Most Wanted right now -- those kids should never have opened that door when they were home alone ... They should have listened to the fish ... too late now ...
I wish I could find a frog that would turn into a prince
Granted -- a local pimp noticed you when you were there and expressed interest -- You start on the corner of Broadway and 42nd tomorrow night at 10. You can stay as long as you want as long as you shake that moneymaker and earn enough for the pimp to make payments on his new cadillac. Make sure you dress appropriately.
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