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Are you beating something hard with a stick Cath-granted-try accupuncture-if they put enough needles in your nose you wont feel your arm at all and you can do the Pinnochio thing

We wish that I could start my Harley would start and I could brake the law and cruise sans helmet-just like when I was a kid and T-shirt and jeans and the beach were still beckoning and I could wear a T-shirt without exposing my man boobs-yah I know kiddos don't even go there with the Bra thing
 

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Being a valley girl is not enough-you still have to make a wish

We wish all valley girls were lined up outside the farm with man boob bras but that they were forced to wear chastity belts and a muzzle
 

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Granted but don't eat too many radishes before hand

I wish all God's chillun's had shoes
 

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Granted. But they're all in Russian and you can't spell or understand them. So sad.

I wish all men wore kilts.
 

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Granted. Just dye your hair blonde, get a 40DD bra and walk down Broadway singing 9 to 5.

I wish my cat and some little brown bird would stop fighting through the patio door.
 

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Granted. Let little birdie inside so they can entertain you properly :D

I still wish all men wore kilts !
 

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Granted you just have to make sure you can sing dance and that your mouth is large enough and that you have a high gag reflex

I wish Hello Dolly was a musical about two lesbian sheep

We quit again-we are going off in a huff because our thumbs are caught in the keyboard once again-Bah humbug!!!!

Yah Muse they do but they are all wearing see through argyle underwear and we still quit
 

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Granted. Why, I have no idea . . . but if that's your wish.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow morning.
 

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Granted. You and davids need to get together . . .

I wish I wasn't so tempted to tease my sleeping cat. But I am.
 

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Granted-but now you only have 4 channels

I wish I was a professional dancer at the School of Dance in NYC