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Cath

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Granted - it's your last meal before your appointment with the firing squad. Enjoy it.

I wish today hadn't happened yet, but I could remember it and change everything.
 

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Granted. But Harrison Ford wouldn't reprise the role; it's being played by Pauly Shore.

I wish limerick writing were an Olympic sport.
 

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Granted-but we thought that women loved to be oglevied

I wish I did not have this overwhelming desire to create goofy new words
 

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Granted - she has her job back - unfortunately she now also has the manager from hell and a whole lot less pay (hey, gimme back my job! On second thought - she can keep it.)

I wish it was time to finish work
 
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Granted but now she is going to be coming to for a loan

I wish that Cath did not understand so much about obsessions
 

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Granted, I get to live a long and happy life. (oh, come on - you didn't expect me to turn that one nasty did you? Seriously? You're nuts!)

she now also has the manager from hell
That's why she lost the job in the first place.

I wish my car would dry out quicker.
 

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Granted. Your car is now at the Betty Ford Clinic getting over the 'gasahol' thing.

I wish the big fall/winter Vogue issues were already on the stands.
 

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Granted. Well, the next best thing. The new Lane Bryant catalog is out. The Hillary Clinton look is "in" this year!

I wish I could get my complete "to do" list done this weekend.
 

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Granted just stay away from two things-the hammock and the beer

I wish that cheap perfume was banned and that there was a law to make all people shower-or somehow clean themselves up-we have nothing against deo and accept that when having a bath you are bathing in your own dirt-a shower myst follow-orders are orders!!!
 

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Granted! You just remembered that you put your makeup case on the ledge of the urinal in the sani john at the construction site up the street.

I wish that you do not feel compelled to go back and get it.
 

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Granted-she's going to a meeting instead

I wish that my handicap was not my golf swing
 

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Granted. Now it's your dashing good looks. Your wife is having a devil of a time keeping the other women away!

I wish I was already through my edits and ready to start submitting !
 

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Granted now get to it girl.

We wish you were as well-then we could read some wonderfully humorous stuff.
 

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Granted! MidnightMuse is now a huge success, and has exactly one hour to get to the airport to catch a flight to Los Angeles to start a whirlwind book tour.

I wish all the books I've ordered would come in today.