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Granted-keep typing

We wish that our black senses of humor were sometimes in a dark gray zone-but not permanently
 

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Granted but you will be sorry

We wish that politicians were much more inscrutable than they are-at least this way we could have fun figuring out what the hell they were talking about-the way it is now they are too obvious and we just laugh or cry-depending on their "Nucular" stupidity
 

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Granted-they say that it stimulates the brain and since it has more caffeine than coffee they might be on to something there-re stimulate that is-and of course restricted to dark-no milky stuff for persiphone-besides she does not need that crazy but wise brain of hers stimulated any more than it already is!

I wish that persiphone's post above me never comes true-since it looks like we shall have to vote for Abdul Hassan and Co.
 

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I believe that wish has already come true. I can't find the MSN link now, but I did read it. HAH HAH you wasted a wish. ( now I'll waste one too...ready?)

I wish all elected officials had to walk around nekkid as blue jays with funny faces painted on their bellies throughout their entire term of office unless they actually win a Nobel Peace prize for something that is peacable enough to be of benefit to humanity as a whole.
 

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Granted but what does your hubby have to say-as if he really had anything to say

I wish persiphone would send us a copy of her Mensa card so we could show our friends that we actually talk to someone with at least marginal intellectual acuity
 

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Granted-if you don't pay he may not say-if he is still living with you it would be completely in order to use the F bombs in his presence just to show him you are one of the boys-you never know-he might like it-but then again he might not-in the golden age of yore we young bucks never wanted our mothers to be one of the boys.

We wish persiphone could find a man-if in fact she is searching-strong enough to place a muzzle on the child-while at the same time being a great sounding board for her considerable intellect
 

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Granted. We have dug up Albert Einstein and sent him to her by post.

I wish cheese wasn't so fattening.
 

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Granted. It's clean, and two handsome men will be over straightaway to fold it for you. Unfortunately it's all underoos.

I wish I could stop peeking at the internet when I'm supposed to be writing!
 

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Granted-we are rich and marginally intelligent-one out of two aint bad-ow-my wife just smacked us upside the head and she is a lot stronger than us-there she goes again looking over the old shoulder.

We wish she would kick Berty Russel our Fox Terrier but she refuses because some a$$hole in a truck broke Berty's leg-can you imagine that-all that passion and pity for some highly intelligent-wabbit chasing-children loving-sloppy-goofy mut-ow-she just smacked me again-damnation and tarnation
 

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Granted. She just kicked Bertie. Unfortunately he was sitting in your lap at the time and she 'accidentally' missed and got you in the goolies instead. Oh dear. What a shame.

I wish I'd been there to see it!
 

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Granted but we question whether or not a fair Scottish maid such as yourself would want to really see this poor old Yank get his goolies pinched in any way shape or fashion-tell me it aint so

We wish that arrowqueen could go to a Celtic Ranger match and ruin the dastardly foe which every one she chooses-pass the beer and watch that first footin'
 

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Granted, unfortunately you break a rib from laughing so much - welcome to three weeks of painkillers and disturbed sleep.

I wish it was possible to retro-fit a dishwasher into the house I would really like except that the kitchen's a bit lacking in amenities.

Darnit - the Daves have more fingers to type with than I do and that makes 'em quicker.
 

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Granted but the person retro-fitting your new dishwasher is a 3 foot 500 pound troglodyte with zits who has the hots for you

I wish we did not have so many fingers then Cath might be able to get in a post edgewise-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h-finally again!!!!!!!!
 

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Granted. You're now the lead in Centipede in the City.

I wish people would stop referring to any singer - no matter how average - with hair extensions and a boob job as a "diva".