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Jewel101

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Granted, But you can't whistle.

I wish I had my own personal library
 

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Your wish is granted in full. Oh, the books were all "remainders" from PublishAmerica. We'll be sending more soon! How you you feel about vampire books and books with a strange resemblance to Harry Potter and LOTR?

I wish I had more vacation time.
 

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Done! You've been laid off, and now you have vacation 24/7 -- but you can't afford to go anywhere.


I wish my cats could talk.
 

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Your wish is granted. Your cats can talk. They're quite erudite, too. However, they are and will always be cats so.......

They aren't talking to you.

I wish I could claw my way out of this grave.
 

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Granted, but now Charlie Brown is your master.

I wish I was the most powerful sorceror in the world.
 

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No problem. You've got the worst case of constipation in the history of the world.


I wish for peace on earth.
 

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No problem. The bombs will begin dropping in ten seconds.


I wish I had taken the blue pill.
 

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The Drixoral has completely dried up your drippy sinus!

I wish I had 500 calories worth of fresh chocolate cheesecake right here in front of me now and a cup of coffee to go with it, and no coworkers that want to share.
 

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Granted.

All the starving children in India just showed up at your office. They want cake.

I wish I had a bazillion colored pencils :|
 

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Poof! They are now .75 a pack. They are, however, only sold in Anchorage, Alaska - on Sundays.

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Because it will come true. Unfortunately, you used up your only wish to get that answer.

I wish my cats would behave.
 

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your wish is granted but you now have many enimies who dont like the real you


I wish love didnt exist.
 

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Granted. Unfortunately I also had to do away with all other emotions and we all know where this leads...

I wish I knew where that led.
 

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your wish is granted it leads to you having intelligence but you use it to make the ultimate slip in slide


I wish I had a brain. (I am a scare crow)
 

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Granted. Unfortunately your brain was donated by a homicide victim. It has bullet holes in it. Oh, well--not like you REALLY need a subconscious anyway!

I wish I had more time.
 

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Granted. You now have twice as many hours in a day. Unfortunately, you'll be serving a life sentence in a solitary prison cell.

I wish I were taller.
 

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Granted. You will now be the desired height tomorrow. Unfortunately, you won't stop growing

I wish I had all my homework done
 

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Granted. But you're enrolled in the School of Hard Knocks. Now for the extra credit....

I wish I could time-travel.