Granted. Chuck Nightly has a degree in journalism G.W U. but he also has a severe hygiene problem and since he's allergic to the additives...like flourine, chlorine... in the water, rarely bathes. He's got a stomach condition so halitosis comes into the picture.
He's also got an irritable bowel, made worse by his addiction to beans and cheese: he's flatulent. Oh yes. He also has a problem with his knees, requiring a special chair for him to rest his 498lb bulk in so the circulation to his legs does not get cut off.
But, because he has a trust fund that pays his bills, he is happy to work for a carton of marlboro lights and 2 cases of beer a week.
I wish that the two consultants that are annoying me had tasteless sleezy evening gowns and would put them on and dance on the border between Lebanon and Isreal singing such inflammatory off color songs that Hezbollah and the Isreali army would team up in brotherhood that would last 20 years beyond the point when they pa-doink the living karbuzzy out of the idiot consultants.