Ah yes, but I'd chose the words "handsome" and "brunette", preferably looking like Bruce Campbell (though, with my characters waking me up in the middle of the night would prolly scare the snot out of me, and the one that looks like Bruce? Well, he's a werewolf. :/ )
Anyway, yours is granted. Too bad that martini is laced with poison. Who in the world have you ticked off?
I wish that Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi would show up at my doorstep and ask for my assistance in helping them write "Evil Dead 4".