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Granted-substitute ripe sweet fruit-come on -just try it-just for one day alley-you can do it

I wish that since I am going to do some fishing tonight that the cats are feeling nippy
 

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Granted - they attach themselves to every limb - some limbs have more than one.

I wish I hadn't waited in all day (with no air conditioning) for the guys who were supposed to come out and fix the air conditioning - but who didn't arrive, even after I phoned the office three times. :cry:
 

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Granted...unfortunately, in your attempt to be supermodel thin you have collapsed on the runway in the first episode and will now be in an anorexic rehab clinic for the rest of the searson.

Never fear though, you have achieved national fame and have inspired a new quote: "Thin is in, fainting is out!"


I wish my story characters would only interrupt my life when I wanted them to.
 
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Granted -- Now your story characters will wait until you are ready for them ... Does that mean you want a gorgeous blonde character to wake you up in the middle of the night with a hot story line and a smile? Should we assume the character would be of the opposite sex?

I wish I was in the Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco, on the top in the piano bar having a $20.00 vodka martini and watching the city below...
 

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Ah yes, but I'd chose the words "handsome" and "brunette", preferably looking like Bruce Campbell (though, with my characters waking me up in the middle of the night would prolly scare the snot out of me, and the one that looks like Bruce? Well, he's a werewolf. :/ )

Anyway, yours is granted. Too bad that martini is laced with poison. Who in the world have you ticked off?


I wish that Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi would show up at my doorstep and ask for my assistance in helping them write "Evil Dead 4".
 

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Granted--hot dogs will come in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

I wish I would meet the man of my dreams.
 

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Granted. The only trouble is you dreamed of King Kong. Have a wonderul honeymoon!

I wish I was more productive on Sundays.
 

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Granted. Try the Taj Mahal restaurant on 6th Street. I recommend the Chicken Tikka Masala. Take a homeless person. But one who's good looking.

I wish I could eat watermelon and type on the computer at the same time. *spit*
 

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Granted, but you didn't wish you could rollerskate well. Now you're in hospital with half a dozen broken bones and no-one to change the channel on the telly for you. Enjoy!

I wish my cats wouldn't drink out of the toilet.
 

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Granted but afterall Cath maybe it is like a vodka with a twist of lime

I wish all well-I might just be done
 
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Granted, but when we stick a fork in you, we discover you are still medium rare, so we turn you over and leave you on the grill for a few more minutes -- rememering of course to re-season and slather on a little more BBQ sauce ...

I wish there was something on TV besides Finding Nemo ... again...
 

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Granted there is a new made for T.V movie just out about a man that keeps getting flushed down the toiled-it is a psychological drama entitled the Crapper in Us

I wish I had installed an elevator in my house
 

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Granted. But it got stuck between floors, and every time you push the CALL button, your phone makes long distance calls to a sushi delivery resturaunt in Tokyo.

I wish I wasn't dripping in sweat right now.
 
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Granted - your dripping in honey instead -- laying naked and tied to stakes out in the desert - right next to a hill of very hungry fire ants with a Queen who has a sweet tooth ... (Grins evilly)
(I kind of like that one myself LOL)

I wish I knew what my 20 year old son was talking about half the time ...
 

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Granted - and it is filled to the top with things you don't want that you will have to clear out.

(just moved and this is what our spare room looks like :Jaw:)

I wish I worked from home
 

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Granted. Unfortunately it isn't your home, but isn't it fun doing maid service for a slobola of a family that couldn't be less appreciative if they tried?


I wish George Carlin's When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? was as funny as his stand-up stuff.
 

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Granted. He is changing it to Ham for Hanukkah. It'll be a riot.

I wish I didn't have a dentist appointment tomorrow. No, I don't mind the pain, just the inconvenience.
 

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granted, you can take mine today instead. thanks.

i wish my cat would come home.