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Granted-you sure know how to hurt a disinterested party young lady-and me just trying to help

I wish Swedish hockey players wood rot in their hockey sticks since I am only pucking around
 

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Granted if you will buy me a Praline and cream ice cream cone-alright?

I wish I wasn't making so much money-the guilt of hording is killing me-no you can't have any
 

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Granted - you mail it all to me for safekeeping. You know you can trust me :D I'll just hold it all for you, for that rainy day :)

I wish it was July 24th and my week-off-for-writing-non-stop was here already.
 

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Granted. But now you have to write non-stop - that means no sleep, no food, no toilet breaks...:eek: ... enjoy!

I wish I had loads of money to spend in the art shop tommorrow.
 

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You do. Unfortunately all they have in stock is painting-by-numbers on velvet. Enjoy!

I wish somebody would buy a story this week.
 

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Granted. They've been fed by the neighbor and they are your cats no more.


I wish I had a whole giant bowl of pistachios!
 

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Granted, but it's 3,987 lbs and sitting in your lap.

I wish just once the evening news would say "There is No news, tonight."
 

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Granted, but they lied and you now are clueless of the nuclear warhead aimed right at your house.

I wish my muse would come back from vacation...
 

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Granted. But she's exhausted and still needs a few weeks off to recover.

I wish a had a bottle of beer to go with my pistachios.:)
 

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Granted, but with that combination of beer and pistachios, you now have a giant mess to clean up when you regain consciousness.

I wish I had my green card already.
 

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Granted. Unfortunately, it's just a card of the color green and nothing more.

I wish my father would stop harassing me every other minute.
 

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Granted. Mom's taken over, and she's much more 'understanding'.

I wish I hadn't already had too much caffeine today.
 

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Granted. The coffee was really decaf. Now, of course, you're too lethargic to get anything done and then your wife gets mad at you and gives you the "silence treatment". The "butterfly effect" has just ruined your weekend.

I wish I could decide on the opening for the story I'm writing.
 

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Sure, but you choose the worst one imaginable and are black-listed from all forms of publishing for life.

I wish my mosquito bites didn't itch so much.
 

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Granted. Now your bee stings, snake bites and nasty case of poison ivy itch worse, and you've completely forgotten all about your misquito bites.

I wish I had prettier fingers.
 

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Granted they now match your soul

I wish none of your parades got rained on!
 

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Granted. Now there are no parades at all.


I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
 

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Granted if it is not in a black-out

We wish that fruit was not always hard and uneatable when we want to taste some sweet delights and the supermarket expected us to buy stuff you had to let ripen at home instead of the vine-Yah I know that is unprofitable and impractcal for them but it's just a wish
 

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Granted. Now all the fruit at the stores is OVER ripe. Nice and gooey. Only good for squishing into martinis.

I wish someone would wash my car, it's so pretty when it's clean.
 

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Whasa mattah no rain in Seattle? Granted nevertheless

I wish Segafredo was easy to find
 

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It is - unfortunately you have developed a coffee allergy and can't drink it without coming out in big, red lumps.

I wish I could stay in bed tomorrow.
 

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granted. you party hearty tonight and will be too hung over to get up. for days.

i wish my dog had not chewed up the pool toys.
 

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Granted. He chewed up your most expensive pair of shoes instead.

I wish I didn't have to babysit tonight, but still got paid for it.