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Granted. But she hardly comes by anymore given she's now a muse model and you can't get close to her since she gets surrounded by other muses trying to get her autograph anytime she's seen in public.

I wish I could paint great masterpieces.
 

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Granted. But when the cops catch you in the next museum with that can of paint, ruining priceless paintings, you're gonna be shot on sight.

I wish I had straight hair.
 

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Granted. You wish that your old buddy ac won ten million dollars in the lottery.

I wish I wouldn't wasted my lottery winnings on wine, women and expensive foreign sports cars.

On second thought . . .
 

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Granted. We have a 12-step program for that. If all else fails, you can ban yourself.

I wish my lunch had been better.
 

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Granted - it was delicious. Just pray no one tells you what it was.

I wish I could find a keyboard that didn't make my arms hurt after 8 hours.
 

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Granted-what's a blog?

I wish I knew what a blog was!
 

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A blog is an online diary of sorts - the name comes from web-log without the "we". Now you know you'll be spending hours reading other peoples blogs and never getting anything else done.

I wish supper was ready.
 

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It is. Yak stew with goat-intestine knock-off haggis. Come and get it!!!!

I wish I had one blue eye and one green one.
 

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Granted, it fell out and doesn't hurt any more !

I wish it was Friday. 3:30 in the afternoon.
 

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It is. Now and forever. As you sit there gradually aging and watching the clock hands which never move...

I wish I was photogenic.
 

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Granted, unfortunetly your car breaks down on your way to the concert and you never get there.

I wish all the world religions would come to an end.
 

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Granted but we would undoubtedly find new ones

I wish Rivana could find a nice-intellectual-atheist that would not walk up to her and put his hands on her a$$ and whisper vulger nothings in her ear
 

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Aww... That's really sweet Davids, thank you. Though it would be a lot sweeter if it wasn't in a thread that makes every wish into a nightmare. ^^
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Since Rivana didn't make a wish . . . it shall be granted that she will no longer attract the unwanted attention of young men. Only old couts.

I wish I didn't have so many things to do today.
 

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Granted. You may now lie around in a hammock all day getting fat. (Oh, wait, - this is supposed to turn into a bad thing...)

I wish I hadn't come on here before I finished my word quota for the day.
 

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Your wish is granted. You didn't come onto AW, but instead sat around staring at the computer screen/paper (whichever you prefer) and didn't meet your word quota anyway.

I wish it wasn't raining.
 

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Granted. The rain has stopped...everywhere...and it won't be starting up again any time this millenium. Boy oh boy is the earth screwed.

I wish I didn't have a swim meet tonight.
 

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Granted-but what about nice old couts that live such a long way away and are not dangerous even a tiny little bit-say-like-um-perhaps platonic flirting?

I wish that time will not pass us by-even though time don't care!
 

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Heh. No, I don't think so Davids. Sorry old man. ;-)

Granted, time will just run over you and your imaginary friend instead.

I wish they could come up with some new jokes for Simpsons.