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Granted. But now the phenomenon known as the moon's 'Purple Pull' has caused massive, rhythmic ocean waves that drown flocks and flocks of doves that squeal in high E.


I wish my writing had depth.


Edit: ACK, I'm so late!! This was for M&M's purple moon...
 

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Granted. Now, only the non-wretched cats wake you up every twenty minutes.

I wish to be in better shape.
 

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Granted. You've won the Toss A Virgin To The Volcano lottery. You'll be missed.

I wish I could breathe under water
 

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Granted. But your staunch resistance to suicide dictates that you never choose death under any circumstances and you therefore live forever, body and mind crumbling, rotting as the centuries pass.


I wish I knew everything there is to know in the entire universe and beyond.
 

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Granted, unfortunately your head grows so big that children taunt you in the street, you develop acute agoraphobia and spend your days hiding in a log cabin in the woods where you meet neither man nor beast until your lonely death 60 years hence.

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without putting on weight.
 

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Granted. Now, whatever you ingest disappears immediately upon arrival at your stomach. You are therefore unable to absorb any nutrients or fluids whatsoever through oral intake. You must remain attached to an IV for the remainder of your life. But DAMN, do you look slim!!:Thumbs:


I wish I could speak Italian fluently.
 

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Granted. But due to an unfortunate mistake in aim, North Korea has completely destroyed Italy and there's no one left on this Earth who understands what you're saying except for all those pompous Italian language instructors.

I wish I could be invisible now and again.
 

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Who said that? Come out, come out wherever you are!

I wish I didn't feel the urge to go pick on my napping cat.
 

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(Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that...)

Granted - unfortunately, your cat is so rested that she keeps you up all night wanting a fuss.

I wish I was a professional photographer covering the Champ Car series and got to travel all over the place watching the racing.
 

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Granted! Your travel/photography career begins soon...however, you must become a man to do so. The operation is Monday.


I wish I had the energy to get my yard work done.
 

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Granted. Due to a sudden spurt of energy and enthusiasm, you've been in the yard for 3 weeks, non stop. Your roses are now three inches tall from over pruning, your lawn can be golfed on, and your hedges are all Disney characters. Now all the neighbors are fighting over your services and there's only time for writing while pushing the mower. You have to pay the neighbor kid ten bucks an hour to copy down the words you've been mowing into the grass.

I wish my sister's migraine would go away.
 

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Granted. And since I thought it was so nice of you to have them in her stead here's some Tylenol to get you started. Might want to get some sunglasses as well.
 

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Since Rivana didn't have a wish, I gave her a rep point!

I wish I had a puppy.
 

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Granted - unfortunately, it just chased the kitty behind the stove. Whilst trying to persuade her to come out, you suffer serious scratches, get jaundice and spend most of the next week in hospital.

I wish I hadn't eaten that last bowl of ice-cream.
 

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Granted. You will eat another bowl. So that won't be your last.

I wish I knew half as much as I think I do.
 

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You now have only half the knowledge you had before you posted. This means you've forgotten how to drive, write, eat and sleep - enjoy!

I wish I actually had a piece of work I could submit to a magazine so I can get the submission pledge in my sig moving.
 

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*blushes furiously*
I can't believe I forgot the wish and still got a rep point. Thanks alleycat.
And now here I am, going to be all mean to someone else... Oh well... *g*

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Granted. Unfortunately someone decided they were the author of that particular piece and not you. They sued the magazine who in turn sued you. Now you're dead poor and living on the street.

I wish my father wasn't such a controlling egotist quite so often.
 

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Granted. Now your father is a completely OUT of control egotist all the time.

I wish I could figure out what this pain in my side really was.
 

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Granted. But now everyone is infinitely more enlightened than you are and you are categorized as the lone ignoramus on the planet.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to this "writing exercises, prompts, and games" forum!
 

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Granted. For the next eight seconds no one will start a war.

See!

I wish it was May again and not the middle of July.