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Your wish is my command. Richard Simmons will be your cruise director and Jessica Simpson will be the nightly entertainment . . . following the amateur magician.

I wish I had my very own island.
 

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Granted... all Three Miles. Don't eat the fish.

I wish polygamy were legal.
 

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POOF!

Welcome to People's island. Owned by the 39 member People's family. They are Orthodox Ludddites. They live in pre neolithic splendor, and now you will too, and be their worshipped leader.

By the way the island is 14 sq miles slightly south-east of Easter Island, no one knows it is there, and they just smashed up the boat you arrived in to make that welcoming fire you wanted.

I wish YOU were President of Somalia!
 

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I am! Oops, there's a coup. I seize power again. Another coup. Oh, well, I'm going to take up phishing like my cousin in Nigeria.

I wish I was a big-time Nashville songwriter.
 

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You are! But you write songs for Eminem, and everyone down there wants to stone you.


I wish money grew on trees.
 

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Granted, but the only denomination it comes in is pennies.


I wish someone would do my scholarship applications for me.
 

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Granted. Bit it only grows conterfeits and money that no long exsist.

I wish life was easy
 

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Scholarship Applications: POOF Done and Done!You now have a full scholarship to Bob Jones University where you will study to be a Dr. of Divinty.



EASY LIFE: POOF, that Milton Bradley game you have now only has a start and finish, no dice and in one move you win!

I wish I knew what was on the Dark Side Of The Moon.
 

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Your wish is granted but for everyone dollar you make off your smilies you lose two dollars to the goverment.

I wish that in a future civillazation the goverment would actually take into consideration the needs of it's citizens and not cash.
 
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Bob, you need to post a wish.

I wish Bob would post a wish...
 

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your wish is granted but now you have to edit your post.

I wish that I could completely understand the Japanese language both in text and in sound plus I could speak and write in it to.
 

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Dearest sweet bobby! Your wish is my command...POOF!!! You are now a 'Saturday Morning Cartoon Show Anime Character' : comic relief version 1.5.

I wish Brad Pitt were standing in my office, wearing the latest Anne Klein dress.
 

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your wish is granted but he trips on a conveniently placed banana peel(haha) hitting his head on your desk making a fatal injury. You then go to court and it is ruled you murdered him murder. After that all of jails horrors.

I wish that somthing interstingly evil would make dumb people smart.
 

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Granted. The government decides that since everyone is smart there is no need for education and thus abolishes school. A generation of smart people saturates the job market and ruins the economy. Then, due to the lack of school, the world slumps into a dark age full of intelligent know-nothings. All knowledge is lost.

I wish I weighed ninety-seven pounds.

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Your wish is my command. Now you smell like sour milk
 

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Wish, Jewel. No free rides!
 

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I thought I did!!

I wish I had the bestest garden ever!
 

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Granted. However, you'll now have Amazonian tribes as your neighbors.


I wish I could live independently.
 

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Granted. Your home is a tiny cave in the mountains surrounded by everything you need to live. As in, to survive. Berries and sticks. And of course no means of communication like the internet.

I wish I had bones :(
 

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your wish is granted but these bones are incredibly fragile and brek quite easily

I wish that I had a well tamed wolf that would not bite anyone unless they threatened them.
 

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Granted. However, you're madly in love with a woman who hates your wolf. It's only a matter of time....

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner