Easier done than said. You are now the proud owner of the new 'Smart Mower' it has an onboard computer with a word processor, wireless connectivity and when you ctrl-shift and hit the arrows on the right side you can guide your mower while looking at the screen in screen display of the lawn in front of you and typing your manuscript at the same time.
Better yer the mower is solar powered, and because it is smart it has memorized the size and shape of all the lawns in your county.
Alas. You hit the wrong programming button so the mower has decided to mow all the lawns in the county at a speed of 75mph and it has locked you into your seat for safety. It won't turn off because it is programmed to save your work and to it, that means not turning off. And the sun is bright and hot, meaning the solar cells are constantly charged.
I wish I could remember the question I wanted to post on the Horror thread.