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Granted. But when Bush catches a glimpse of them, he becomes enraptured and decides he must have all the contestants for himself. They are made to worship him like a god and trail behind him while tapdancing and licking large lollipops.

I wish I knew how to swim.
 

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Granted. But the only water around for miles has one of those muck bottoms that slimes up between your toes.

I wish that more people at the audience for Hair last night had enjoyed it as much as I did.
 

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Granted but they didn't show it because they accidentally got a double dose of the authentic 60's era pharmaceuticals*.

* All drugs were supplied by our good friends at Roche (or was it Baxter, Merck, Abbott or ??????).


I wish I had gone to see Hair last night instead of pacing with pain until 3:30 p.m. when I finally took two pain pills, laid down on an ice pack, fell asleep and didn't wake up until 6:30 this morning.
 

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I wish you'd felt well enough to go to see 'Hair' as well. (Sounds too horrible to make a joke about. Hope you feel better now.)


I wish I had some of those 60s pharmaceuticals now.
 

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Granted. But you could do without those black elliposes that keep dancing in front of your eyes, even when you come down.

I wish that I did not have a fever, stiff neck or headache.
 

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Granted and you never get the flu again either. I'm the good genie today.
**Ooops, this was for Janet, but it fits donit?

I wish I would win second place in the "Mother's Day Poetry Contest," on the poetry thread. I like that prize better.
 

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Paint -You do win Second Prize and you get to go in the private greeting card forum. You become so entranced with it that you go in a whole new direction as a greeting card writer. Unfortunately, you can't remember how to write the word "said." (see novel board.)

Three dog people - she's now coming for the entire summer.


I wish that I could think up a good poem for the Mother's Day poetry contest.
 
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Janet, your wish is granted. You can write a poem for the MD contest. Feel the fairy dust falling upon your bowed head? And the Muses tickling you? Go sit down and write it.


I wish to be a published author.
 

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Granted, but you'll be in your car when you run into him, and he'll die.

I wish I could decide when to get married and where...
 

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Granted. You decide on February 29 and have to wait for the next leap year.

I wish that I would get a postitive response from at least one of the three submissions I have out there.
 

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Granted. All of the Agents send you pieces of paper with +1 printed in block letters in the middle.

I wish my cat would try to stay clean after his bath.
 

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Tee hee. Your cat manages to stay clean by getting into your bed, under your covers and using your pillow as his own. He refuses to go outdoors, as he might get dirty and insists that you hand feed him, so that he doesn't drool kitty kibble onto his chest.

I wish that all my work days were as nice as the one I had this morning.
 

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Granted. But this morning you began your first and last day at work.

I wish I could see all three LoTR extended edition movies in the theatre, instead of on an itsy-bitsy screen at home.
 

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Same Psychosis...different day.
Granted. What a beautiful state of the art theatre you are in. Catered too. Just you and three of your best friends and the wonderful huge screen, sound system...everything you could possibly want. Just to make sure you are undisturbed they lock you in..now the riff raff can't interrupt you. It is just you, your 'buds' the lady at the buffet table and LoTR......did I mention that every 5 min it is interrupted by by a Saturday Morning Cereal/toy commercial?????

I wish that one of our BLECH politicians would roll up his pant legs, rouge up his knees and dance the hoochi-coochie dance for a foreign dignitary, live, on 'The Chris Matthews Show'.
 

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Granted, but this causes the politician's approval rating to go up. Who would've figured?

I wish video games weren't so addictive.
 

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Granted. You go for aversion therapy and feel sick to your stomach every time you catch sight of a video game.

I wish that I had hung out at AW all morning, instead of going to work.
 

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Granted. You're fired!


I wish Saturday morning cereal and toy commercials would be banned, especially during LoTR exclusive screenings.
 

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Granted! However, Monday through Friday morning cereal and toy commercials will now triple. But your exclusive screenings of LoTR will include LIVE commentary from Sean Astin and Ian Mc ... err, Gandalf.

I wish the restaurants in my area could score higher than 65 (Appleb--s) and 42 (Ru-y Tue-day) respectively on their health inspections.
 

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Granted. All restaurants in your area close... except the hospital cafeterias.

I wish Australia would win the soccer World Cup.
 

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Granted! But the jock strap is too small to wear it ...

I wish Stormbringer hadn't killed Elric.
 

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granted, Stormbringer hadn't killed Elric but Elric had stubbed his toe to badly that he wished he was...


I wish we could all love each-other.
 

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Granted. But we're all extremely jealous, and now we're all pouting because we're not the only one for you...

I wish we could live entirely by unwritten rules -- that everyone would behave decently without having to have things written into law.
 

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Granted. We could all live by unwritten rules & behave decently without laws, but there still are laws, & sometimes they leave us with no choice by to act indecently.

I wish it was the middle of May (my b-day & vacation)