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Granted, but it's not heated. Brrrrrrr!!

I wish I had time to sort out my garden tubs of daffodils, herbs, etc - they are very untidy at the moment, and I am quite busy. There always seems to be something more important to get done.
 

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Granted but you now have no time to do anything BUT sort out your garden tubs.

I wish didn't have to go to a work related workshop tomorrow.
 

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Granted. You get a terrible bout of headache and are confined to your bed instead.

I wish my responses in this thread were as smart as some of the others.
 

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Good news! Your responses are exactly as smart as the half-dozen least smart ones.

I wish posters here could really grant wishes.
 

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Granted, but since you wished we could grant wishes, and nothing else, that's exactly what you get.


I wish I could understand my kids.
 

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granted, you get a degree in goat language, your new husband's name is billy and please make sure you pay the troll under the bridge.


I wish I had ink in my printer.
 

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Granted. You have ink in your printer. I hope you like the color. Isn't white lovely?

I wish I always had the correct change.
 

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Granted, but you have soooo much of it, and it is soooo heavy.

I wish to be taken to my class this evening in a beautiful chauffeur driven car, which will collect me from outside college again afterwards, and whisk me off to a lovely restaurant where I shall have a delicious dinner in excellent company.
 

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Granted. Unfortunately, you linger over coffee and the spell expires. You arrive home wearing a pumpkin Speedo, with a uniformed mouse.

I wish Gilligan had gotten off the island.
 

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Hey, look, on your sofa. It's Gilligan. And several big bags of cheetoes and isn't that your liter of Mountain Dew he's guzzling, and whew did he just cut one? and look where he's put your remote.....

I wish that this year I could grow a really big pumpkin, like over 20 lbs!
 

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You got it! You try to pick it up and rupture three disks in your back and have to have surgery which goes bad leaving you with a staph infection that takes six months to heal. You get attached to the wound vac...


I wish that "Purple Rain" by Prince would become popular again.
 

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It does - after being used as background music for a haemorrhoid cream advert.

I wish I could have a wonderful holiday somewhere exotic.
 
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You do and you don't discover those heavenly mosquito bites until you return home.

I wish that this afternoon I hadn't sat through 4 hours of the most boring workshop on earth.
 

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granted. You stood.

I wish the homework I have to do today was done
 

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Granted. You ate chicken in green (mouldy) bean sauce instead.

I wish I hadn't eaten half a TH cream cheese bagel today after it had sat in my parked car for four hours. Pepto Bismal anyone?
 

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Granted. You ate the whole thing, not just half. At least the ambulance is comfy.

I wish my cubicle had good feng shui.
 

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Janet:
Instead, you ate the bagel earlier. Then you sat in your parked car for four hours. Talk about boring!

I wish my ink cartridges would never go empty.

*** OOPS, BAD TIMING ***

Poet:
Your cubicle has such good feng shui that the boss moves in with you. Pretty crowded now, huh?
 
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It is, it is, and the man on the corner is giving away free snow cones and your favorite band is giving a free concert in the park. But the president of the bank just locked you in the safe with the safe deposit boxes, then took off to the park to bang his secretary. He's forgotten all about the bank, you, and his uncles cousin too.

I wish people wouldn't make those terrible jokes about the social life on Tierra Del Fuego.
 

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Granted but it is December and you only get 45 minutes at the airport while waiting for your plane to Antartica.

I wish I had enough frequent flyer miles for a free trip to Australia.
 

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Granted. You land at a small local airport far away from any thing that can be described as a tourist area, and after the plane leaves you realize you have left your luggage, wallet, cash, cell phone, passport, makeup, deodorant and nose hair clippers on the plane.

I wish there were a Shirley Temple Look-a-like marathon tap-dancing contest starting in Lafayette Park across the street from the White House today.