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Poof! You're a fly. Unfortunately, your life span is about a month now.


I wish I could stay this age forever.
 

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The town of Amityville welcomes you to the neighborhood!

I wish I could turn invisible (and visible!) whenever I wished.
 

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POOF!!!! That Milton Bradly game you had up on the top shelf of your closet just had the silly double loop straightened out, the divorce court is before the wedding chapel, and all of the carreers are IT, politics and organized crime.

I wish Orlando Bloom, Colin Farrell, and Antonio Banderas were dancing nekkid with me in my office.
 

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When you figure it out, will you let me know?
Oh they are. However, when Bill Gates opened for them, his hair flew off, blinding you. As you stumbled around trying to get the hair out of your eyes, you crashed into the desk, bumped your head, and were knocked out cold.


I wish I could see Pink Floyd in concert one last time.
 
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Granted. Then you'll go blind.

I wish I had more cardiovascular endurance.
 

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I bestow upon thee the endurance and power of a mighty Clydesdale!

But until you get used to the bit in your mouth and the rest of the tack, you have to start at the back of the team where the view never changes.

I wish Popeye's Spicy fried chicken, hot fudge sundaes and banana splits fulfilled all of the nutritional requirements of the human body.
 

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Granted! However, in excess they still clog your arteries. Half portions or BEWARE the dreaded heart problems.

I wish I was omnipotent.
 

rhymegirl

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Poof! You're omnipotent. Unfortunately the whole planet just blew up and now there is no one to use all your powers on.

I wish I could eat a ton of food and not gain weight.
 

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I'm sending you an "8-Ball" by parcel post. Just ask away.

I wish I had a date with Diane Lane.
 

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Granted. Hannibal Lector will be over at seven.

I wish my novels were already edited.
 

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Granted, but now it is too big for you actually use effectively.

I wish I had never read trumancoyote's wish.
 

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Granted, your smile is purty forever.

Welcome to Planet Jack O'Lantern (not to be confused with).

I wish I could be nineteen forever.
 

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Granted. Time will never pass so you'll never age. Unfortunately, you'll also never be able to spend that wonderful youth on anything.

I wish I knew if there was a hole punch in the library.
 

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Granted. There isn't.

I wish I was a famous singer.
 

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Granted. You're a sewing machine.

I wish I had more will power.
 

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Granted. But you have no self-control.

I wish my printer had ink.
 

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Granted, you are addicted to caffeine pills.

I wish my karaoke friends would let me sing "Walk the Line" as it was on American Idol just now.
 

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Granted. But you have to sing in front of a million people, all of which have tomatoes and the karaoke makes you sound like a weezy old windbag with a hole in it

I wish I could sail around the world