Your wish is granted. You are now at the World Conference for Near -Sighted Proctologists.
I wish I had a grilled cheddar cheese sandwich made with Cabot white cheddar on oatmeal bread, fried with a tad of butter. And a cup of Cream of Tomato soup, but with not too much cream, a real pickle barrel dill pickle, sliced lenghth wise and a flute of the good champagne, if you please...now hurry!