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Granted, but only because you throw up after every pie

you do. but the doors are locked and you don't have the keys

I wish I could get an A in my sociology class
 
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You get an "A" with a personal note from your teacher, asking for a date.


I wish I didn't have to clean the house tomorrow.
 

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Fine. You don't have to clean the house tomorrow, but you have to clean it the following day... and every day after that.

I wish I had a chocolate factory.
 

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granted, it is enormous, and has taken over your home and everything that is dear to you has been destroyed by the sheer size of this chocolate factory...

and the chocolate doesn't taste very nice.



i wish that this wish won't be turned against me.
 

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Granted. But no one else gets any more wishes. You'll be popular.

I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.
 

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Fine. I won't grant your wish, but none of your other wishes will be granted. Ever.


I wish I could read a book (no matter its length) in 30 minutes.
 

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Granted. But he posted it in invisible text

I wish them stupid road working people won't be creating traffic, there's already enough from that stupid highschool
 

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You get your wish: From now on, everyone has to walk to eveywhere they want to go. Just see how many bananas you'll get for your morning cereal NOW! HAH!

I wish there were self-cleaning gutters on my roof.
 

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POOF!!! All of the butcher's assistants in your state, you know the ones who clean the guts out of the carcasses, are on your roof, nekkid, bathing.

I wish that I could occasionally think normal thoughts.
(No she doesn't, that's stupid.)
 

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Granted, but then they are simply not exciting.

I wish a lovely, delicious meal would appear before me.

Later: oops - this was actually for Jaycinth's post!
 

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Paint - Granted. It now takes you three seconds to get over rejection, but it takes you a year to believe someone when they say you (or your work) has been accepted.

electric.avenue - Granted. Here's a lovely, delicious meal. Just don't make us wait too long before you appear.



I wish the things in my office were organized.
 

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Here's some coke, and the cops smiling.................



I wish I was a monk.

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You are on Howard and Dolores Simpson, a retired couple who live in Junction Corners, Iowa. Their grandson is calling the police to report that you crashed through their roof and landed on them while they were watching TV. "Send the paramedics," he says. "Hurry."

I wish the old brass doorknobs in my house didn't need polishing.
 

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You did more revisions, but you inadvertently changed the protagonist's name, hair color, occupation, sex, age, and nationality on random pages. Now you'll never find those places.

I wish I could keep chickens in my yard for fresh eggs.
 

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Granted but they are the size of SUVs and you've run out of places to scoop the poop (ewwwwwww!).

I wish my husband would finish the rennovations on our house (after all it's been 3 years!).
 

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Hey threedog! Of course your wish is granted! However in his effort to make your house firesafe and save on insurance, he used a metal roof. He hurried a little too much and it peeled off in sections in the last wind storm and is now downtown. It landed on the local police station.

I wish I hadn't dyed my fingers along with the Easter eggs last night.