granted and granted. you have one until midnight on saturday night. you locked yourself in the freezer by accident in your underwear and you just got out of the shower so you're enclosed in a block of ice. shivering, you take your cell phone out of your pajama pants, and you call the first number on your contants : your child's day care center. of course, nobody's there, so when you try to call someone that can help you, your phone is out of batteries. oh, by the way, nobody finds you until sunday morning when your kid opens the freezer door to get some breakfast. s/he believes you're a monster and when you get melted, your child won't go near you for a year. your child and spouse have officially disowned you. have fun with that!
i wish i could finish crocheting my baby blanket for my brother in an hour and have it still look beautiful.