If you could have sex with one person of another nationality, who would it be?

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I'd have to go for that African tribe who speak in that weird, whirring, clicking, whistling idiom. I'm just really curious what it would sound like if they screamed out mid-coitus. I have a working hypothesis it would sound something like if C3-PO jammed a really cold plug into R2-D2's interface without advance warning:)

If not that, I'd have to spring for someone from Minneapolis. It's such an alien universe over there, with all those Prince-ophiles and that weirdo found art ("Spoonbridge and Cherry"), I count it as a separate nation.
 

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Martians. I keep on hearing the wonderful things. . .
 

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WerenCole said:
Martians. I keep on hearing the wonderful things. . .

Now we're talking!

What wonderful things might they be?
 

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Kevin Yarbrough said:
Japanese, because I find those women so sexy.

I have a thing for Asians. My old editor, she was from Malaysia. Yum:e2kissy:
 
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Oh, and if you have to ask why, you ain't seen the photos of the size-17 footed Thorpey in his speedos.
 

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An Olmec. Or a Lemurian. Or perhaps a Numidian. Where was Red Sonja from anyway?

And WerenCole, I hope this is the Martian you are speaking of:

http://www.libertymeadows.com/images/dejahcolorad.jpg

Rob, Warlord of Mars
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Lets see. Luca off of ER. He is croatian. and HOT. His feet and hands are huge and he just looks like he could put it to you. Also Orlando Bloom but ONLY in the Elven getup from LOTR. Something about those magic arrows, makes me curious.....
 

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scfirenice said:
Also Orlando Bloom but ONLY in the Elven getup from LOTR. Something about those magic arrows, makes me curious.....


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