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Lantern Jack
03-19-2006, 10:23 AM
I'd have to go for that African tribe who speak in that weird, whirring, clicking, whistling idiom. I'm just really curious what it would sound like if they screamed out mid-coitus. I have a working hypothesis it would sound something like if C3-PO jammed a really cold plug into R2-D2's interface without advance warning:)

If not that, I'd have to spring for someone from Minneapolis. It's such an alien universe over there, with all those Prince-ophiles and that weirdo found art ("Spoonbridge and Cherry"), I count it as a separate nation.

maestrowork
03-19-2006, 10:24 AM
Texans.

Lantern Jack
03-19-2006, 10:26 AM
Texans.

I probably should have added "and why":)

WerenCole
03-19-2006, 10:31 AM
Martians. I keep on hearing the wonderful things. . .

Lantern Jack
03-19-2006, 10:54 AM
Martians. I keep on hearing the wonderful things. . .

Now we're talking!

What wonderful things might they be?

Kevin Yarbrough
03-19-2006, 11:24 PM
Japanese, because I find those women so sexy.

Lantern Jack
03-20-2006, 12:31 AM
Japanese, because I find those women so sexy.

I have a thing for Asians. My old editor, she was from Malaysia. Yum:e2kissy:

scarletpeaches
03-20-2006, 12:33 AM
Australians.

Ian Thorpe's first on my list.

Can I get a A-MEN!

scarletpeaches
03-20-2006, 12:34 AM
Oh, and if you have to ask why, you ain't seen the photos of the size-17 footed Thorpey in his speedos.

Carole
03-20-2006, 01:50 AM
the size-17 footed Thorpey in his speedos.
LMAO!!!!!!! Classic, Scarlet!

scarletpeaches
03-20-2006, 02:17 AM
I'm not kidding, either. 17. Check it.

Carole
03-20-2006, 02:21 AM
OMG, that just sounds painful. Seriously. *grin*

robeiae
03-20-2006, 05:22 AM
An Olmec. Or a Lemurian. Or perhaps a Numidian. Where was Red Sonja from anyway?

And WerenCole, I hope this is the Martian you are speaking of:

http://www.libertymeadows.com/images/dejahcolorad.jpg

Rob, Warlord of Mars http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

tiny
03-20-2006, 06:15 AM
So is this like choose a flavor and it'll be sent over delivery? Cause I have a request.

ChaosTitan
03-20-2006, 06:22 AM
He can be black, white, yellow, purple, or pin-striped, just as long as he's good with his hands.

I love a good massage. :e2brows:

Serenity
03-20-2006, 05:52 PM
Give me a good Irish lad any day o' the week... I am an absolute *sucker* for the accent.

eldragon
03-20-2006, 06:07 PM
Italian or Cuban.

Because they are good cooks, if my husband ever reads this.

Jaycinth
03-20-2006, 07:29 PM
Ummmmmm.....most of them. Better to ask which nationality would I NEVER........

scfirenice
03-20-2006, 07:47 PM
Lets see. Luca off of ER. He is croatian. and HOT. His feet and hands are huge and he just looks like he could put it to you. Also Orlando Bloom but ONLY in the Elven getup from LOTR. Something about those magic arrows, makes me curious.....

Yeshanu
03-20-2006, 08:21 PM
Also Orlando Bloom but ONLY in the Elven getup from LOTR. Something about those magic arrows, makes me curious.....


:roll: (misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#)

Shadow_Ferret
03-20-2006, 08:28 PM
French.

Hell, we don't even have to sleep together, she just has to speak.

"Tish, you spoke French!"

Dawno
03-20-2006, 08:31 PM
I wondered when Orlando would show up around here again.

Sarita
03-20-2006, 08:41 PM
And WerenCole, I hope this is the Martian you are speaking of:

http://www.libertymeadows.com/images/dejahcolorad.jpg Rob, you should put a DON'T CLICK ME AT WORK warning on that thing. Thank goodness no one was looking... ;)

scfirenice
03-20-2006, 08:58 PM
My husband caught me looking at that page and now he is looking sideways at me....

robeiae
03-20-2006, 09:18 PM
Now you have a Halloween costume for this year. :D

Bufty
03-21-2006, 02:16 AM
She requires assembly and painting, too. That should be fun.

trumancoyote
03-21-2006, 03:18 AM
I'm not kidding, either. 17. Check it.

His penis don't look all that big.

Unless you've seen photos that I haven't.

He's cute, though :)

Rob-rite
03-21-2006, 04:09 AM
Definitelty Eastern-european.

On holiday in Cyprus last year, most of the waiting staff were Slovakian and one in particular, Katarina was her name, had a heavenly accent. She called me Robbie and all she had to say was, "Hey Robbie, how are you today" (with the "r's" beautifully rolled) and I'd melt (followed by a swift punch on the thigh from the wife of course)...

Peggy
03-21-2006, 04:33 AM
His penis don't look all that big.

Unless you've seen photos that I haven't.

He's cute, though :)You have to take into account all that time he spends in the cold swimming pool.

Now, Omar Sharif - what nationality is he?

maestrowork
03-21-2006, 04:37 AM
Sharif was Egyptian.

Of course, he played a Russian in Dr. Zhivago. Talk about creative casting. ;)

WerenCole
03-21-2006, 06:25 AM
Whoa now. . . yeah. . . it was that martian. . . right. . .

stace001
03-21-2006, 10:30 AM
Give me a good Irish lad any day o' the week... I am an absolute *sucker* for the accent.

Oh Serenity, I'm with you. That accent buckles my knees everytime I hear it. :D

aboyd
03-21-2006, 05:22 PM
Asians. I married an Asian. I'd definitely be interested in more.

Asians are hot. Nice little bodies, very willing to play dirty.

-Tony

scarletpeaches
03-22-2006, 04:30 PM
Scots
Irish
Chinese


Why not?

PM me your number and we'll talk.

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
03-22-2006, 04:39 PM
Bhutanese surely.

scarletpeaches
03-22-2006, 04:44 PM
Whatever Nique is.

aboyd
03-22-2006, 06:31 PM
Whatever Nique is.
Woo! We'll just call you slick! ;)

-T

maestrowork
03-22-2006, 06:55 PM
Where were all you Asian-lovers when I needed some loving...?

blisswriter
03-25-2006, 02:50 PM
Also Orlando Bloom but ONLY in the Elven getup from LOTR. Something about those magic arrows, makes me curious.....


I'll take Elrond. He reminds me of an ex-lover...:snoopy:

hubbabubbs
03-25-2006, 03:30 PM
Asian, they think our things are marvelous and believe all sorts of stuff.

Forbidden Snowflake
03-25-2006, 03:34 PM
Legolas sounds like a good idea! :heart: :e2brows:

GPatten
03-25-2006, 07:17 PM
Dang...I donít know.

At my age, Iíd be happy to have a pretty thing with all of her teeth, capable of walking around, and holds a valid driverís license.


I can still remember the caress, her touch...right there, and the aroma of her hair as it slipped over my shoulder. To feel her warm body and listen to her softly breath onto my ear is like a glimpse into heaven.


To make love and fall asleep with her only to wake up hours later and talk to her, listen to her talk, and...well...maybe she will follow me through eternity.


:snoopy:


Sigh.

PattiTheWicked
03-25-2006, 07:37 PM
Legolas sounds like a good idea! :heart: :e2brows:

Oh, well, if we're passing around LOTR characters we'd like to boff, send Aragorn my way.

"Hey there, ranger, is that your sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"

SpookyWriter
03-25-2006, 07:42 PM
Texans.
Hey, leave us poor Texicans alone...:D

rhymegirl
03-25-2006, 07:43 PM
Oh, well, if we're passing around LOTR characters we'd like to boff, send Aragorn my way.

"Hey there, ranger, is that your sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"

Patti, you'll have to stand in line for Aragorn.

September skies
03-25-2006, 09:16 PM
baseball players or cowboys, - any nationality - i'm not picky

OneTeam OneDream
03-25-2006, 11:33 PM
baseball players or cowboys, - any nationality - i'm not picky


*clears throat*....oh here I am.

Annabella
03-26-2006, 12:14 AM
baseball players or cowboys, - any nationality - i'm not picky
I'm partial to hockey players. Cowboys are nice, too...

Susan Gable
03-26-2006, 12:39 AM
Oh, and if you have to ask why, you ain't seen the photos of the size-17 footed Thorpey in his speedos.

Why is there no link to this? :)

Susan G.

maestrowork
03-26-2006, 12:48 AM
baseball players or cowboys, - any nationality - i'm not picky

I have costumes, and they're velcroed, come off easily.

arrowqueen
03-26-2006, 01:05 AM
Why does this not surprise me?

September skies
03-26-2006, 09:08 AM
I have costumes, and they're velcroed, come off easily.
Costumes? Velcro? Hmm...I usually like the real thing but for you, I may make an exception.